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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES
By Biggus on 01/27/2010
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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 83

Higgledy, piggledy, my pet hen
She lays eggs for gentlemen
Well actually well all said and done
She’s an Essex hen and lays for anyone

21st .....
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FEVERISH
By Biggus on 01/27/2010
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FEVERISH ONCE AGAIN

That medical catastrophe
The flu pandemic
Is not as bad as expected
It’s not even an epidemic
A large number of reported cases
On closer examination
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MOTHERS DAY - (Should be read with a Northern English accent if possible!)
By Spandavia on 07/21/2007
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On Mothers Day we took her out
The best place we could find
With foreign food and plush decor
Prices like you never saw
The kind of food I just adore
And candles and French wines
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LIKE YOU SO MUCH.......
By shivapavan on 12/20/2009
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Like u chooooooooooooooo muchhhhhhhhhh………


Everyone likes to be liked by others,

But liking the ones who like u,

Is like a sign –li .....
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Public Speaking
By dersoninperson on 12/27/2009
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Standing straight in front of every
one, one, one,

The butterflies inside your stomach
drum, drum, drum

The air inside the room feels like a
ton, ton, ton

Wanting it .....
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Bubble And Sweek
By flanders on 09/26/2009
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The other day i was cooking
A pan of bubble and sweek,

When i put in the butter
It began to "sweek"

A piece splattered out and landed
On my cheek,

Wow that hurt and .....
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FREE THE HORSES
By shivapavan on 11/24/2009
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THE THINGS YOU''RE TELLING, I''LL HEAR THEM NO MORE,

I''VE HEARD THEM ENOUGH; I''LL HEAR THEM NO MORE,

THE CLOUDS OF DOUBTS OF FEAR AND TRUST,

HAVE RAINED ENOUGH .....
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TIGER, TIGER
By Biggus on 12/18/2009
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TIGER, TIGER – MUTUAL APPRECIATION CLUB

Tiger should now have
Sympathy for baby seals
With first hand knowledge
Of how they feel
As Tiger and the baby seal
Have in common
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ORIGAMI CLUB
By Biggus on 12/18/2009
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When I was at Uni
I joined an origami club
It was only small
And we met at the local pub
But it didn’t last long
If truth be told
The membership dwindled
And it had to fold< .....
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SODS LAW
By Biggus on 12/18/2009
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Sods law has been proven
Without any doubt
For as the law was being written
The pen ran out


© By Biggus On 12/18/2009 6:38:39 AM
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COUNT ON IT
By Biggus on 12/15/2009
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If you are constantly worrying
About over indulging
During the festive season
Then there really is no reason
It is a well known fact you see
That you can fully enjoy the festivitie .....
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FEVERISH AGAIN AND AGAIN
By Biggus on 12/17/2009
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That medical catastrophe
The flu pandemic
Is not as bad as expected
It’s not even an epidemic
A large number of reported cases
On closer examination
Were found to have been
P .....
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TIGER, TIGER – THE TIGER
By Biggus on 12/17/2009
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Tiger, Tiger, what a plight
Laying prone out like a light
What mortal hand blacked your eye?
And left you staring at the sky

What greater wounds would be
On your bruised and ba .....
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BALDY LOCKS AND THE THREE HAIRS
By Biggus on 12/15/2009
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Baldy locks may be very rich
He may even be a millionaire
But Baldy locks is unpleasant
And he will never share
Don’t ever approach him
If you don’t want to hear him swear
If yo .....
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Pond Sex
By wbb1950 on 12/10/2009
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Prestigious pretenders,
hanging out,
darkened hall,
chilling out.
Swelling,
groups of dead men
walking,
lost,speechless,
and distraught.
Passing through
ancient pa .....
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THREE WISE ONES Reprised
By Biggus on 12/10/2009
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The three wise men
Traveled for days before reaching Bethlehem
And arrived after the birth
They stood and viewed the scene in awe
And knelt reverently in the lords presence
Then g .....
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SCROOGE AND GRINCH
By Biggus on 12/10/2009
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Scrooge and Grinch
Don’t believe in Christmas
When the carolers come along
They start to swear and cuss

Ebeneezer Scrooge is a skinflint
A mean and grasping old miser
Who b .....
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CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 1
By Biggus on 12/10/2009
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It’s Christmas day in the workhouse
Just another grey day to endure
If we’re lucky we’ll dine on mouse
And Oliver will still be asking for more


© By Biggus On 12/10/2009 11:37 .....
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MY EVERGREENS
By Biggus on 12/08/2009
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Oh Holly and my Ivy
Of all the girls I’ve known
When they dress in the Santa gear
They really ring my bell


© By Biggus On 12/8/2009 5:46:14 AM
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
By Biggus on 12/08/2009
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 1

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house,
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
As earlier that night with the aid of cheese .....
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