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Idiocy
By mwhousemouse on 12/09/2009
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Idiocy



slippers bought in warmth my feet to keep
winter house warn cold and sweaty they became

a pair of "Crocs" a friend did give
woolly sock covered feet slipped .....
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CHRISTMAS TURKEY
By Biggus on 12/08/2009
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Laid naked on the kitchen table
White flesh from leg to breast
A Christmas bird to be enjoyed
My table was truly blessed

I set about the job in hand
Getting the bird prepared
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS # 3
By Biggus on 12/08/2009
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I only want one Christmas gift
It’s the only Christmas wish I’ve wished
I just want to know all the names
Of the girls on the naughty list


© By Biggus On 12/8/2009 5:49:29 AM
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TIED UP WITH TINSEL
By Biggus on 12/08/2009
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Have a little yuletide fun
Make it deliciously sinful
With your little Christmas hon
Tied up with tinsel


© By Biggus On 12/8/2009 5:48:45 AM
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CHRISTMAS SPICE
By Biggus on 12/08/2009
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Christmas time is very nice
But if I might offer some advice
You can add a spot of yuletide spice
If you indulge in a little festive vice


© By Biggus On 12/8/2009 5:48:05 AM
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WHILE BROKERS WATCHED THEIR STOCK BY NIGHT
By Biggus on 12/08/2009
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While brokers watched
Their stock by night
In the heart of London town
The angel of the Lord came down
And turned off the power
And turned off the power

While brokers looke .....
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WRITTEN WARNING
By Biggus on 12/08/2009
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Beware of what you write
In your Christmas letter to Santa
Ask yourself if you’ve been good
But be honest when you answer
If you’re naughty and say you’re nice
Santa may erupt with .....
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LONG LIFE
By Biggus on 11/08/2009
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“What is the secret of your longevity?”
They asked the world’s oldest human being
He replied “a good diet and exercise,
But most of all you must keep breathing”


© By Biggus On .....
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The Yellow Fellow
By dersoninperson on 12/01/2009
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I once had a friend, a certain fellow,
Whose complexion was a shade of yellow,
He’d never been Asian,
He was just a Caucasian
Who loved to eat lemon jello.






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I have a cat
By jubabeast on 06/08/2009
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I have a cat that sits in my chair.
I don't like my cat
sitting there.

I have a cat that sits in my lap.
That's how I like my cat,
sitting like .....
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Lifes Plan
By wbb1950 on 12/06/2009
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Simplify your,
poisoned life,
read a book,
get high on life.
Meet your nieghbor,
could be nice,
replace the donuts,
try wild rice.
Ride a bike,
a mile or two,
beati .....
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KEEP FAT
By Biggus on 11/25/2009
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I’ve just seen myself in the mirror
And it’s clear I need to get thinner
But if I join a gym they tell me
I will feel the benefits immediately
Their fitness plan like as not
Will t .....
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To a haggis
By Burnbrae on 11/01/2009
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A stormy sky, unbroken clouds
Breath of mist in winter shroud.
There walks a creature, proud but small
Two long two short legs, built to stand then fall

Awkward lazy scurry over t .....
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Phone Fail
By dersoninperson on 12/04/2009
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I called you once, I called you twice,
I called you once again
I called you three times, I called you four
Still no one answered then.
“What did I do to earn this hate,
What have I .....
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Man U
By bubbleEd on 11/28/2009
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Manchester United are the best
Better than the rest
They're going to head west
They're never a pest
They all like a test
They are good with George best
Now I’ve forgotten t .....
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JINGLE BELLS
By Biggus on 12/03/2009
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Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
I’ve got a gun and a clever disguise
To rob the bank on its busiest day

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
We go .....
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HAVE A CRACKING CHRISTMAS
By Biggus on 12/03/2009
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I must definitely make sure
Her Christmas sack is full
Then if your dear is happy
Your cracker might get a pull


© By Biggus On 12/3/2009 9:01:34 AM
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Egad!fly.
By dersoninperson on 12/02/2009
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Gadfly, gadfly
Must be such a sad fly
Heard he’s rather irritating,
Must have problems with relating
Has to have a pair of wings,
I wonder if he also stings?
(Be warned, I won’t .....
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Nasty pimple
By kenanstiss on 11/20/2009
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Nasty pimple by Kenanstiss

You nasty pimple on my face,
You didn’t have to find that place.
You could have erupted anywhere,
You’ve disfigured my face, it’s just not fair.
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HEALTH WARNING
By Biggus on 11/25/2009
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How can they say smoking is bad for you?
It’s a lot of old tosh in my personal view
All my family smoked since they were nippers
And after all smoking has cured my kippers


© B .....
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