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HAVING A STROKE
By Biggus on 11/25/2009
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A woman arrived on the ward
To visit her husband one day
And when she saw him in his bed
He looked in a very bad way
She asked the nurse what happened
“He had another stroke” The n .....
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CONFESSIONS OF A HOOKER
By Biggus on 11/25/2009
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Lying in bed on their wedding night
The newly wed wife said, eyes full of tears
“Before we were married
I was a hooker for eight years”
The husband said to her calmly
That he had n .....
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BELLA DONNA
By Biggus on 11/06/2009
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I met the beautiful Daniela
When we shared her umbrella
Then we drank a little Stella
And I said I thought her bella
She said I was quite a fella
So I had my way with Daniela
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STROKE OF LUCK
By Biggus on 11/10/2009
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Three old ladies were sitting in the park
When a flasher came walking by
This caused Ada to have a stroke
But the other two were just too shy


© By Biggus On 11/10/2009 4:34:25 AM
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A Hot Kind of Dog
By dersoninperson on 11/12/2009
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My kind of dog has got no fur,
So he near never sheds.
He’s always right there by my side,
Because he has no legs.
He isn’t that too big to handle,
So he don’t need no collar.
A .....
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I'VE ALWAYS LOVED IT AT THE SEASIDE
By Biggus on 11/10/2009
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I''ve always loved it at the seaside
But I don’t like dirty postcards
I don’t like kiss me quick hats
Or ice creams on the promenades

I don’t like the sand in the picnic
Or the .....
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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES
By Biggus on 11/10/2009
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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 76

An apple a day
Keeps the doctor away
Is an old wives tale
And doomed to fail
So when the doc calls
Just knee him in the balls

21st CE .....
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CRIME WATCH
By Biggus on 11/08/2009
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To reduce rising crime
There are criteria to meet
One of which is of course
More “Bobbies” on the beat

Preventative measures help
Taking precaution certainly
Locking doors a .....
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OVER THE HILL
By Biggus on 11/06/2009
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As a young man in the full flower of youth
I had more than my fair share of adventures
Now the best I can manage, to tell the truth
Is staring at the glass that holds me dentures

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ANYONE FOR TENNIS # 1
By Biggus on 11/06/2009
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For Henman fans Andy Murray
Doesn’t do it for them
And for his on court aggression
They criticize him
But if you remove his aggression
You’re left with Tim


© By Biggus O .....
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BEWARE THE IDES….
By Biggus on 11/06/2009
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Ceasar and Brutus were talking one day
About the phones with the most cachet
They discussed the best deals of the day
Then friend Brutus thought to say
“What network are you with by .....
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The Worst Breakup Poem
By dersoninperson on 10/27/2009
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Three long years we’ve been together,
Bested through the bad and better,
But it’s high time that we were through--
It’s not me, it’s you.

Your face sits oddly on your head,
You .....
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My gift
By jubabeast on 11/03/2009
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I have a gift that makes me wise,
I’m twice as smart as other guys.

With my gift I could save the world,
Or I could tease that real cute girl…

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PICKING FROM THE MENU
By Biggus on 10/19/2009
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Looks can be so deceiving
When searching for a lover
If you make an instant judgment
Just hope they can deliver

So ladies beware when choosing
The macho over the wimp
If you .....
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A NEW BROOM
By Biggus on 10/23/2009
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Two brooms where wed
And when “I do’s” were said
The lady broom disclosed
The reason for her clothes
Of genourous flatter
And the fact of the matter.
A little broom was on its w .....
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A bit stinky
By jubabeast on 10/23/2009
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A bit stinky aren’t you?
It’s time for a change
but as I clean one mess
you only make another.

Still, I have to smile,
world ugly, but adorable. .....
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SWING
By Biggus on 10/23/2009
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I’m in the motor trade and I’ll try anything once
So I went to one of those swingers parties
I took the wife along and she was well keen
She’s a good looker when she’s dressed up tart .....
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HOSPITAL DUDE
By Biggus on 10/23/2009
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The coolest dude at the hospital
Is the ultra sound guy
But when he is on holiday
It’s the hip replacement guy


© By Biggus On 10/23/2009 8:38:26 AM
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A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (4)
By Biggus on 10/23/2009
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My dad told me
“Susan’s going to Indonesia”
So I said “Bali?”
“Oh no, she’s not a dancer”


© By Biggus On 10/23/2009 8:37:56 AM
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After the Laughter
By azriel on 10/20/2009
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"Please! Don''t!" I beg
I don''t think I can take it
the soft caress upon my neck
makes it so hard to fake it

with that tortuous touch beneath my arms
it''s diff''cult to hide< .....
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