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After the Laughter
By azriel on 10/20/2009
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"Please! Don''t!" I beg
I don''t think I can take it
the soft caress upon my neck
makes it so hard to fake it

with that tortuous touch beneath my arms
it''s diff''cult to hide< .....
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GET A GRIP
By Biggus on 10/19/2009
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It was when I was at the hospital today
I had undressed and was sat waiting
When the nurse said quite sharply
“You really must stop masturbating”

Alarmed I asked with tremulous v .....
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A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (3)
By Biggus on 10/19/2009
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My dad told me
“Susan’s going to the west of India”
So I said “Goa?”
“Well that’s what they say about her”


© By Biggus On 10/19/2009 6:15:35 AM
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SPREADAGE
By Biggus on 10/19/2009
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There is a natural law of perversity
You cannot no matter the necessity
Determine in anyway successfully
Beforehand or ahead
Which side of the bread
To be buttered or spread

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MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS
By Biggus on 10/19/2009
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Money can''t buy happiness
That is almost definitely so
But it’s more comfortable to cry
In a mansion than a bungalow


© By Biggus On 10/19/2009 6:14:19 AM
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WOW GRAN
By Biggus on 10/19/2009
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A teenage boy walks in the room
And asks his granny
"Have you seen my pills?
They were labeled LSD"
She looks at him and smiles
"Fuck the pills” Says she
“What about the dragon .....
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BODY IMAGE
By Biggus on 10/19/2009
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I am not perfect
My figure is not the best
Some bits I really hate
But I do quite like my breasts
I have flabby thighs,
Which I would happily condemn
But fortunately my stomach .....
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TERMINAL CONCEIT
By Biggus on 10/16/2009
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Do you hold yourself in high esteem?
Are you the answer to your dreams?
Then you probably go through life, like as not
Thinking you are slicker than snot
Served hot on a silver platte .....
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50 SOMETHING
By Biggus on 10/16/2009
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So you’re 50 something
No need to feel so glum
True you’re no spring chicken
And you’re the mom of a mom
You’re nearer the next milestone
Than you are the last one
But don’t fre .....
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GODS GRACE
By Biggus on 10/16/2009
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Little Grace sat hugging her granddad
“Did God make you granddad”? She said
As she stroked his old wrinkled face
Then ran her fingers across his balding head
“Yes sweetheart God did m .....
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Armpit Hair
By dersoninperson on 06/27/2009
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Armpit hair, armpit hair,
Don’t know why, only where,
Some is bushy, some near bare,
Girls will trim it, boys don’t care,
Armpit hair, armpit hair,
That’s all I really wish to shar .....
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PICKUPS
By Biggus on 10/06/2009
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PICKUP # 1

When you’re on the pull
If you want to break the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something clever
Be complimentary .....
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PUT DOWN'S
By Biggus on 10/06/2009
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PUT DOWN # 1

Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
Just gaze into their eyes
And say to your pursuer
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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES
By Biggus on 10/06/2009
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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 1

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Thanks to a litigious culture, and a legal vulture
Humpty Dumpty made a big score

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A Walk on the Wild Side!
By Dayz on 08/12/2009
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I thought to take a simple walk today,
And so upon my feet I put my shoes.
Then out the door I went without delay,
The only question being path to choose.

If to the right I walked .....
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Oh! I’ve seen stars!
By iverhyck on 10/01/2009
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- Oh! I’ve seen stars!
______________________- Where?
______________________________- Here!
- In the daytime? It beats all, dear!
- I wonder if you saw the coconut palm
Yesterday.< .....
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"Slow Computer"
By katie163@verizon.net on 09/26/2009
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This is just a ramble excuse me if you don''t find it poetic.....

Slow computer...
click...click... click...
Smash it''s keyboard with a bleeping brick.

Rearrange its monitor .....
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Old Lady
By zozogo on 09/10/2009
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I saw an old lady
Get out of a chair,
Her old bones were creaking,
Her clothes were threadbare.

What would it be like
To be in her place?
To struggle to do things
To .....
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A Friendly Fifty Grand!
By ShortRangeMissile on 09/28/2009
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Private Pringle had a poster of a toasted roller coaster
on a fun farm in the fields of Fargo Flats,
so he made a little wager with the trendy Sergeant Major
when they .....
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Out on a Leash
By MAPauley on 09/27/2009
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(The dogs point of view)

I saw it out the corner of my eye,
It ran over there, it didn''t fly,
Hey!
This leash is making me slow,
Eh, now where did he go?
Quiet human, stand .....
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