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"A Bachelor Awakes"
By katie163@verizon.net on 09/12/2009
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I awoke this morning to an alarm clock''s warning, "Man that irks me so..."
With sleep in my eyes I did arise to the nightmare of apartment neglect.
I held back my scream....
I grabbed m .....
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Cyborg Jim
By dersoninperson on 09/08/2009
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Cyborg Jim, I feel sorry for him,
It wasn’t God who made him that way.
He used to enjoy having fun with the boys,
Until one unfortunate day,
When he slipped on the dec .....
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There is Less as You Progress
By dersoninperson on 09/05/2009
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When I was young and very small, the world around was taller.
Now that I’m old and fairly tall, the world around is smaller.
And when my age was in between, the world around was what it see .....
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I Dont
By xAbbyx on 08/10/2009
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I don''t wanna search for anyone or be found by someone.
I don`t want them to remember.
I don`t wanna help no more, them to be greatful and Fuck...what for?!
I don`t want a mutual feelin .....
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The Reverse Curse
By dersoninperson on 08/12/2009
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History proves man eats to live,
A fact of life some seem to cheat
For as my trouser buttons give,
I''ve learned, instead, I live to eat.





"The unprovoked thought f .....
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For Sake of Snake
By dersoninperson on 08/12/2009
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If only Noah left the boa,
The anaconda and the cobra
Praise God the world was saved, but sakes,
Why include the stupid snakes?!





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Cards For Retards
By dersoninperson on 08/12/2009
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"Cards for Retards" is a very fun game,
Especially if "dufus" or "numbskull"'s your name
Or if your IQ's a single number,
And if you wear a parka in the summer,
But if you're bad at c .....
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The Pig's Revenge (a farmyard addition to X. J. Kennedy's "The Cow's Revenge")
By dersoninperson on 08/12/2009
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Our family owns a fatty pig
That happily wears a brunette wig
Its years increase, for we are wary,
Its bacon may taste rather hairy.





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Philippine Beans
By dersoninperson on 08/12/2009
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There was a young man from the Philippines
Who every night ate his fill in beans
One hundred and eight were the pounds that he ate,
One could tell from the smell from dinner 'till late.< .....
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To: The Burglar Who Finds His Way Into My House
By dersoninperson on 06/29/2009
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Take your find, take your fill,
Take a lot, take a lil’,
Take whatever, what you will—
As long as you take my bills.






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The .....
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Approaching Women Who Ask Questions With Answers Potentially Dangerous To Yourself
By dersoninperson on 07/04/2009
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When she asks about her:

Style
or
Food
or
Face
or
Mood
or
Shoes
or
Thighs
or
Views
or
Size,

It’s best to just look her in the eye
And l .....
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A Dire Situation (Leaf Please?)
By dersoninperson on 07/25/2009
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I suppose what’s worse than having dreadful day-long diarrhea,
Is to have it without paper south of the equator
in the jungles of Tanzania.





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Bump
By dersoninperson on 07/20/2009
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I thought it was a mosquito lump
Scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, POP--
Turns out it was a blister bump
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, op!






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A Wedding Toaster or Six Easy Pieces
By JdSchooley on 04/05/2009
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I'll sling blade for you if you'll take my long days journey into night. Just don't let your boys from Brazil, cross my thin blue line while they paint your wagon hoping you can meet the parents, .....
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THE HAIKUPATH
By bravid on 06/30/2009
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The Haikupath Part 1

SONAR
Submarine duty
Has only one big drawback
That damn pinging sound

The Hiakupath Part 2

POLAROIIIIEEE!!!
Bear attack pictures
Claw .....
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Sailor's Mouth
By dersoninperson on 06/30/2009
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There’s no swearin’ worse than
a sailor that’s cursin’
Oh, he’ll make your ears fall right off

You’ll get red in the cheeks
whenever one speaks
It’ll cause you to gag up and co .....
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Morton the wren
By jubabeast on 06/30/2009
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© By jubabeast On 6/30/2009 5:19:28 AM
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They Call Me Jane
By dersoninperson on 06/02/2009
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They wanted a baby daughter,
I wanted a normal name.
Oh life is cruel, but especially if you
are a boy that they call Jane.






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CYNTHIA’S NIGHT OUT
By Biggus on 09/24/2007
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Cynthia was sweet sixteen and naive
And was going out on her first date
But mummy had some rules to impart
In the event that they may conjugate

Cynthia asked “what if on the way h .....
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Darwbridge Danger
By dersoninperson on 06/24/2009
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It would really be a benefit to all knights of our day,
If they had doorbells for the drawbridges - 300 feet away
My friend Len once went knocking with a message for his kin,
So then the .....
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