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Favorite man
By jubabeast on 05/30/2009
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I'm with my love at the county fair,
she says she hopes I’ll win a bear.
So I swing just as hard as I can.
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The Fire-Burper
By dersoninperson on 05/29/2009
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The Fire-Burper (part 1)

There once was a merchant from Tyre,
Who was capable of burping up fire
Every time he eructed,
Things around were destructed,
To this fact I am not a l .....
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The Boy Who Knew Much of Lunch
By dersoninperson on 05/28/2009
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I once knew a kid who didn't know that much,
Except for the food he was having for lunch
One day he was asked,
"Do you like dogs or cats?"
He responded, "Apple-blueberry crunch."
< .....
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To women 2. In your beauty salon you make girls as funny as you’re!
By iverhyck on 05/26/2009
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- Dear!
_______- Yes-yes, I’m coming!
- Don’t keep me waiting!
- One moment! I’ve made up!
- Shall we go to the club?
- I’ve dressed! Here I am!
- Ha-ha!
________- Tom .....
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Jellyfish Arm-wrestle
By dersoninperson on 05/26/2009
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If you arm-wrestle a jellyfish,
You're surely bound to win
Jellies are light and not that bright,
Their arms are loose and thin

And if you arm-wrestle a jellyfish,
In the end, .....
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God is Great
By dersoninperson on 05/26/2009
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God is great, God is good,
Especially when I get the things I should
I'll take fifty bucks and a new car hood,
God is great, God is good





"The unprovoked thought fl .....
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Celestial state
By jubabeast on 05/25/2009
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I've a favorite chair,
It's the only chair,
That fits like a glove on my hand.
If I can't have my chair,
If I can't sit there,
Why then,
I think .....
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Don't Bite Your Pens
By dersoninperson on 05/21/2009
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It kinda sorta stinks
When your pen runs out of ink,
Only useful for the pen-biter’s mouth

I suppose it really stinks
When you think it’s out of ink,
And then it explode .....
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I’ve suffered enough, God knows!
By iverhyck on 05/20/2009
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- What a terrible noise early
On Sunday morning! Dolly!
- Mr. Tulip is banging
A nail. He is trying
To drive it in the front wall
And to hang something.
______________ .....
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Twin Brothers
By dersoninperson on 05/20/2009
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My brother and I are likened twins
He looks like me, I look like him
In fact, there’s not much where we differ
We are both scheming little snitchers
I’m more laid-back, he likes to st .....
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Greenland
By dersoninperson on 05/18/2009
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Let's go take a trip to Greenland
Where every inch is vibrant green and
Luscious, leafy-lit, and lively
Filled with foliage and ivy
All their grass must look the nicest,
Their mulb .....
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Poor Archibald Eaglespoon
By dersoninperson on 05/18/2009
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Poor Archibald Eaglespoon
He thought that the sun was, in fact, the moon
And he'd be out tanning most every night
Only to stay looking pallid and white

Poor Archibald Eaglespoon
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Mashed Potato
By dersoninperson on 05/15/2009
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Today I found a couch potato
That’s been there for quite some time
In another life, it could’ve been a tomato,
A peach, a plum, perhaps a lime
Whatever it was, it fell between
My c .....
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Time for dying
By jubabeast on 05/03/2009
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There beyond my death bed,
I see a little light,
But its constant shining,
Keeps me awake at night.

I wouldn't mind this dying,
Just the endless .....
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Too late
By jubabeast on 05/13/2009
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From across the room I saw her smile,
my heart began to palpitate.
Oh my! Ah yes! my dream come true,
two hundred pounds to late.

Mother Nature is quite nettled.
Do you think it's for good reason?
Some of her most-graced beauties
get themselves re-pruned all season.

© By jubab .....
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‘I know’ will be my answer.
By iverhyck on 05/13/2009
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- Art! Why are getting
This enormous pig in?
Your Ellen is known as
A woman who hates a mess.
- Yes, but once I told you
She always thought that she knew
All. Her favourite p .....
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Kidney Complaint
By dersoninperson on 05/13/2009
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This is a poem about me
Your body’s left kidney
No one talks about me that much

Even though I daily face
The gross devoured waste
From your breakfast and your dinner and your l .....
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Shadow
By dersoninperson on 05/13/2009
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The sky is surely sunny, yet I have a certain fear,
A feeling of another being -- I’m not alone here
Staring o’er my shoulder, treading in the tracks I share
But when I stop and look aro .....
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