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Drummer Brother
By dersoninperson on 05/12/2009
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My BAM-BAM brother has been DUM-DUN drumming since CRASH-BASH last night,
Keeping awake our PAT-TAP poor mother, and giving our NING-DING neighbors a fright< .....
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No Fun in Fishing
By dersoninperson on 05/12/2009
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If you want to waste a lot of time,
Try fishing – it’s great!
You hook a worm, drop in a line,
Just sit there and wait…
And wait…
And wait…
And wait…
And wait…
And… I thin .....
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Second Guessing
By dersoninperson on 05/09/2009
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I’m definitely right… right?
Of course! Probably. Perhaps. I might.
Maybe I’m right… and maybe I’m not…
(I should never have given it a second thought…)






"Th .....
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Thank you, Lilith.
By iverhyck on 05/08/2009
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Many years ago, when I was about 25, I heard a funny toast and remembered it. I told it many times adding changes, and after reading some poems about Lilith I decided to write this poem. I hope i .....
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Realty check
By jubabeast on 05/03/2009
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Life's not real!
you know it down deep
you feel the thought settle,
and slowly creep
around down inside,
that tiny little snubble
that's a tickle .....
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DON’T THROW ME ON THE SCRAP HEAP
By Biggus on 11/24/2008
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Don’t throw me on the scrap heap
Just because I’m old
I still have talent and skills to offer
If I may be so bold

My talent is called multi tasking
Or so I’ve been led to belie .....
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Insect-Inside.
By IndigoStorm on 04/28/2009
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A cricket and a cockroach
Were necking in a drain,
When suddenly the cricket cried:
''Someone has pulled the chain.''

The cockroach leapt to her feet
And cricket did the s .....
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Pansy and Fred
By Lola29 on 11/14/2008
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Yep, I drank that entire
bottle of wine.
and through my
broken glasses
everything looks just fine.
I’m sorry, Prudence, I did not
hear what you just said.
Pansy just ran off< .....
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The Homework-Robomatic 6k
By dersoninperson on 05/03/2009
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I have an idea for a new invention:
The Homework-Robomatic 6k
It'll have many knobs and useful extensions,
Flashing lights, and a feedback display
You just put your homework in a narr .....
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THE PARADOX OF MARRIAGE
By Biggus on 11/12/2008
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When a woman decides
To play the marriage game
She expects her spouse to change
But alas he stays the same
When a man decides
To play the marriage game
His spouse in fact chang .....
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ODE TO GORDON
By Spandavia on 05/02/2009
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A man I know is very glum
In fact I'd say he's sad
His whole world has turned upside down
And every things gone mad

His plan was, he would save the world
And win a righteous fi .....
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A Nice Healthy Laugh
By Jack Frost on 02/14/2005
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You know you’re in a good mood when you’ve just gotten through with a nice healthy shit, look down at the roll as you realize that you’ve one of those peanut butter asses (and no one to h .....
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First come, first... eaten.
By iverhyck on 05/01/2009
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First come, first served. (Proverb) .
When angry, count a hundred. (Proverb) .

- It’s dinner-time! Come on in!
I hope you aren’t too lean!
- Am I ‘what’? I don’t understand .....
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Cats 10. My cat does exercises.
By iverhyck on 05/01/2009
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- Nick, look! My cat has begun.
- And what? To jump or to run?
- To train his eyes. He begins
At this time. Look!
_______________- But what’s this?
I see nothing.
_____________- .....
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how to get a pizza and other tricks
By javajoe on 04/26/2009
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lets see... how to get a pizza (and other stupid human tricks)....

don''t order. wait until late at night. go on the roof and detach the hood vent. climb down without a rope. in fact .....
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Stair-Stepping
By dersoninperson on 04/17/2009
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Long-legged Logan with a jog and a jump,
Took three steps at a time climbing up

Stumbling Steven with a puff and a pound,
Took six steps at a time falling down





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She Loves Me Half
By dersoninperson on 04/17/2009
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“She loves me,
She loves me not.
She loves me,
She loves me not.
She loves me,
She…”

And this is where I ran out
Of my yellow daisy petal count
So to heighten my roman .....
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Red line
By KRETUS on 02/08/2009
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Be careful when crossing the red line
Your head may explode
Be careful not to lose the sale to cover their eyes
And if you have any doubts about it
Kneel down and ask forgiven .....
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Branched
By dersoninperson on 04/22/2009
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I’m Lanch the Branch,
And I’m connected to this tree
Which is connected to this ranch,
In the state of Tennessee
Which lies under your home,
(So I’m part of that as well)
And to .....
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LOVE IS CONTAGIOUS
By Biggus on 04/22/2009
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Love is like a bad winter cold
It strikes at the young and the old
It’s not something for which they can inoculate
There is no cure for those who participate
So even if you feel like .....
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