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TIMING IS EVERYTHING
By Biggus on 04/22/2009
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We were both young me and him
And full of vigour and vim
So why was our sex life so grim?

We understood the mechanics
We enjoyed each others bits
And knew where everything fi .....
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Good Times
By Jack Frost on 09/16/2005
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What you were expecting J.J.?

“Temporary lay off-GOOD TIMES!...easy credit rip off-GOOD TIMES!”


Well, I just had my second shower of the day; both were only about an hour apart .....
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Harmonica
By dersoninperson on 04/15/2009
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I wish I could play the harmonica,
Something I’ve been very fond-of-ca
But never could play-on-ica
‘Cuz I was never taught

Far from my backyard pond-ica
I’d play in Santa Monic .....
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Ratta Tat
By jubabeast on 04/14/2009
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A ratta-tat tat
Went his beak forth and back,
Ratta-tat Ratta-tat tat.
Like a wild drum beat
Went the craze-bird's beak,
A Ratta-tat ratta-tat tat.
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I.O.U. (I Own You)
By dersoninperson on 04/15/2009
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A friend of mine told me “I.O.U.,”
And I didn’t really know what that meant
I thought that it stood for “I own you,”
So I told him our friendship was spent

And now I’m feeling a l .....
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Outsmarting the Grim Reaper
By Grandma Bea on 07/21/2008
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Outsmarting the Grim Reaper

Every morning when I awake
And reach for my paper and coffee cake,
I check to see if my nam .....
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SHARING
By Biggus on 03/10/2009
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We shared an umbrella when we first met
When caught in an April shower
We shared our first kiss
One night in the wee small hours
We shared a passionate embrace
And made love in cu .....
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Disgruntled by an E-mail
By andraLiquori on 04/12/2009
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It’s the middle of the night
And I received an e-mail,
“Nine Warning Signs of Mental Illness”,
so I read it –
I have seven.
Uh-oh,
What does THAT mean ????
Should I be sharin .....
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lou n baby sue
By blogetry on 03/17/2009
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me ole buddy Lou
newly wed
lost his love-smitten head
when he found his bride
Baby Sue
romping in bed
with another

Lou snapped
grabbed a knife
stabbed his wife
a .....
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First-Time Flier
By mariahneu on 03/24/2009
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I came back from my mother-in-law''s house today,
She screamed at me in a strange Nordic language,
As if I could understand her,
After I messed around with her custom-made alpine skiis.< .....
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Seasick Sailor
By dersoninperson on 04/08/2009
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Give me a map and a mutinous crew,
Give me a compass to guide me
Give me the islands and a sea deep and blue
And a small, scurvied parrot beside me
Give me some scars and a scraggily .....
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G.W. (sung to the tune of, "There once was a man from Nantucket"
By Monfish on 04/08/2009
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We once had us a chief
Named G. Bush
Whose ethics he took
From his tush
He took us to war
'Cause his daddy
Was sore
That the oil Shieks
Called him
A puss.

Now th .....
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I Exploded A Psychic
By dersoninperson on 04/09/2009
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I walked up to a superior mind,
And asked, “What am I thinking?”
And when she looked inside the brain of mine,
I thought about her thinking about me thinking about her thinking about me .....
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Barack Obama (sung to the tune of, "There once was a man from Nantucket")
By dersoninperson on 04/08/2009
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There once was a pres. named B.O.,
Whose initials fit conveniently so
For to throw capitalism down the drain
And morality, deserves that name
(But you could also use Boobama and B.-H. .....
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.....puberty
By Monfish on 02/24/2008
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my voice crackled
for the first time,
and my peach fuzz forest,
which I carefully pruned
monthly,
thickened and stood proud.

Somehow,
almost simultaneously
my other .....
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SWEET MYSTERY
By Biggus on 05/09/2008
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For Valentines Day
My husband, so sweet
Bought hand made chocolates
For me as a treat
In a flower covered box
Came the delicious confection
But I am at a loss to answer
A mos .....
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Cupid Killed My Valentine
By dersoninperson on 03/29/2009
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Cupid killed my valentine,
Shot her right through the heart
I asked her if she would be mine,
And cupid thought he'd be smart
And help a little to make her love me,
Because, I'm od .....
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'Twas the Night 'Fore Black Friday
By mariahneu on 03/24/2009
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''Twas the night ''fore Black Friday, when all through the house,
Mother was Googling, with the click of a mouse;
She found running shoes and the prices were fair,
Despite her tired and .....
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A Man for All Seasons
By mariahneu on 03/24/2009
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On sale now for a limited time: tall, dark, and handsome.

Buy one, get one free,
Better get em’ while they last,
They don’t come cheap.

Arm candy strung upon your limb,
Thi .....
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They're All Gonna Laugh at You
By Pollyanna on 03/26/2007
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I have finally figured out
The reason I can't write
Apparently my pen's in shock
From what I wrote last night

There are times my heart desires
To write of love in rhyme
A ve .....
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