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OFFSPRING
By Biggus on 06/09/2008
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A woman knows all about her children
She knows their likes and dislikes,
Who their friends are and who they fancy
There illness’s, ailments and allergies

She knows the dates of al .....
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What I Got!
By boomchild on 01/20/2009
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I got a hole in my pocket
that my money falls through
I got a list in my head
that I've marked 'to do'

I got woke up this morning
on th .....
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Faketitis
By dersoninperson on 02/18/2009
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I’m sick, I’m sick! My face feels thin,
My tongue is thick, my vision spins,
My head is hot, my toes are numb,
There are foreign spots on my left-hand thumb
My stomach’s in pain, my .....
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COMFORT EATER
By Biggus on 03/10/2009
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Through a total lack of self esteem
I eat too much to ease my despair
And food has now replaced sex for me
So I can''t even get into my own underwear


© By Biggus On 3/10/2009 .....
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I Think I Know You
By dersoninperson on 03/04/2009
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Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever!
It has been quite some time!
We went skiing in November!
(Or was it surfing in July…?)
Well, we went for lunch last fall
(Hmm, it could have bee .....
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The Rocking Talking Chair
By dersoninperson on 03/14/2009
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My rocking chair was a talking chair
And whenever I sat down,
It’d ask me hundreds of pointless questions
Like, “Why is the dirt brown?”
And, “Do you like eating candy corn?”
“Who .....
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The End of Evolution
By jubabeast on 03/19/2009
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The council of man
with flourish of hand,
penned a note to Zander Lee,
and sent it post haste,
with the utmost taste,
to the Head of Monks, Pri-Mate III.

"Oh please," said t .....
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Drumstick
By dersoninperson on 03/17/2009
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Has anyone seen my drumstick?
It’s long and brown,
It’s rough and round,
It’s got some bumps, it kinda bends,
It has a dent on the thinnest end
From playing with it on my plate
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A Slice of Pillow Talk
By barbsdad2003 on 03/16/2009
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A Slice of
Pillow Talk






[It isn’t] beauty,
so to speak, nor
good talk
necessarily.
It’s just It.


—Kipling .....
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my midsummer's dream
By blogetry on 02/26/2009
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mellow moonbeams filter blue
through the starlit sky
from the wee of morn
to the lee of dawn
sprinkling cool water rays
over my sleepy head
as I wrestle with pillows and sheets< .....
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THE IT GIRL
By Biggus on 03/10/2009
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I had a first date with a girl
From the I.T. suite
Who for a computer nerd
Is really very sweet
It was a disaster
Not quite but almost complete
I wish that I could have hit
C .....
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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES (UPDATED)
By Biggus on 01/21/2009
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# 1

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Thanks to a litigious culture, and a legal vulture
Humpty Dumpty made a big score

# 2

It's raining, it .....
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Eye Can't See Without You
By dersoninperson on 02/28/2009
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One day a pair of glasses said to a pair of eyes,
“We’ve been together through bad and better,
I think it’s time we said our goodbyes
I’m way too square, you’re much too round,
It wo .....
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Counting Sheep
By dersoninperson on 03/05/2009
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I counted sheep before my sleep
Last night, lying in bed
Out from the farm into the barn
I got to nine or ten
''Till I went under, and the sheep I numbered
Chased me into th .....
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Frankie and Johnny (cliches farce)
By miamia on 03/03/2009
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Spring springs late in this neck of the woods
so I think I’ll mosey along down south,
even though it can get hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof
and you can fry an egg sunny side up on .....
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My Passion Was Iguana Soup.
By Spandavia on 02/19/2009
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My passion was Iguana Soup
Served up with crusty bread
It's hard in Tonbridge Wells you know
To find out where Iguanas grow
The shops here just won't sell them – so
I grew them in .....
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Bears To Buy
By dersoninperson on 03/02/2009
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I've been selling black bears lately,
(Yeah, I've had better jobs..)
I'm short on black bear babies,
And no one wants their moms
They're not as cute, they're not as furry,
They're .....
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Why Susan didn't work Today
By javajoe on 03/01/2009
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The dog ate Alkaseltzer. She thought it had rabies, rushed it to the vet.

Husband hit her with a rubber mallet (he''s bad). She didn''t wake up til 2 pm.

Last night she sleep wa .....
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The Skin I'm In
By dersoninperson on 02/28/2009
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A couple days ago, my skin started peeling,
So I bought a new suit in place of mine
But these past two days, I’ve had the sure feeling,
That I got a 4’8’’ and not a 5’9’’
‘Cuz it’s un .....
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Back Scratch
By dersoninperson on 02/28/2009
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If you’ve got an itch you just can’t scratch,
Stand up straight and arc your back,
Spread your legs, thrust your hips,
Crane your arms and fingertips,
Bend your shoulders, brace your .....
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