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Bitch
By Bluesparkie2 on 05/19/2012
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(This "song" is meant to be viewed with a sense of humor. If the swearing and lyrical content offends anyone - I apologize in advance. That is certainly not my intention here.)

I tried to .....
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Mistletoe
By Autumnsunshine10 on 12/17/2014
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There are manipulative guys, I know,
Who take full advantage of mistletoe,
Making sure the right girl gets under;
Well, if you ask me, it's a wonder
More women don't protest and balk .....
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Reality in Art
By deadmanseeking on 12/09/2014
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In the miles of film I`ve watched,
In the reams of scripts I`ve experienced,
I`ve never seen anyone
Stub their toe
Unless it was a joke.

I`ve just stubbed mine.
It wasn`t.
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Stinkbot
By javajoe on 03/05/2014
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I was wondering about how advanced robots will get on 20 years. There is an underwater robot now that has 6 metal legs. It looks like a crab and is the size of a car. The robot can be used fo .....
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Progressive
By Autumnsunshine10 on 09/18/2014
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I'm finally moving on,
Those feelings are getting gone;
'Cause I missed him like crazy before,
But I don't do that much anymore...

Just when the wind or a breeze blows,
And eve .....
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Presuffixiation
By JdSchooley on 02/06/2014
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The unobservant,
Redefined by the disrespectful,
Of appeasements to the ill-advised,
Remorseful over the disinterred,
Coalesced due to the unexplained, and
Mindfully un .....
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My mama got a gun
By Morgan90210 on 03/04/2014
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My mother has a gun,
She shoots bullet words,
Bang bang and you're gone,
My mother keeps a gun!

My mother got a gun,
She shrieks and ha .....
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Wise men lose their minds
By javajoe on 01/05/2014
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We went down to the river
But the water was too black
We couldn't see so we just peed
In the outhouse in the back
The sky was red, you felt used
So we walked in the street
In cl .....
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Strange man
By Morgan90210 on 11/08/2013
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My humble canine,
Was barking vehemently,
For a strange man,
Was walking with his legs wide open!

? By Morgan90210 On 11/8/2013 8:28:37 AM
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Neverending Earthsea Soup
By Morgan90210 on 09/21/2013
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Hocus Pocus and a handful of locusts,
Alakazam over sausages and baked ham,
Dwarf horses munching field .....
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Talking to God in my Pajamas
By JdSchooley on 08/31/2011
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Me: Pinch me if I'm dreaming, but you don't seem to be doing so many
Big World Events, Like in the Bible.

God: Hummm...< .....
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almost
By EmptyBamboo on 08/13/2013
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summer
has almost ended
winter has not almost started
no more BBQs and no snowballs yet
I feel hanging like an old sheet
on the stupid wind

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Pav .....
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Falling Up- a senryu
By anyBeth on 06/06/2013
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I have quite the curse
For gravity to reverse;
I fall UP the stairs.

? By anyBeth On 6/6/2013 6:52:28 PM
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Sid
By Spandavia on 06/03/2012
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Sid sells socks in a market square
He gets the socks from everywhere
And never is there any cost
For Sid''s socks are the ones we''ve lost

He takes them from our washing lines
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PG13 Rated Diddy for My Boyfriend (silly fun)
By battlepink on 05/17/2013
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A curly haired blonde with head full of wit

Decided to get crazy just for a bit

So she opened her mouth

And started to go south

But when she was done she had to sp .....
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Letter to Rosie
By eleonore on 05/13/2013
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I could tell you about the souls that I borrow,
the words that I swallow,
but that is my own sorrow.

Let's stick to me,
because after all these years you still do not see;
tha .....
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Limerick on an engaged office worker
By Maya on 04/13/2013
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There was an officer called Nick,
Whose job was mainly to click,
All the ladies would linger,
Sight at his index finger:
"Are you everywhere equally thick"? .....
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Glasses
By kennethcook on 06/01/2012
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I have four eyes, see?
"What for?"
I need all four, see?
"For what?"
For to see.
"I see."


By kennethcook On 6/1/2012 11:15:15 AM

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to be funny or not to be
By prpapi1978 on 04/03/2013
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lions roaring people snoring
eagles soaring and dates that are way to boring
bubble wrap instead of wood flooring
blind people playing tennis who scoring
people going to bed and not w .....
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What did ya say, to fly?
By EmptyBamboo on 03/06/2013
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To be, or not to be, aye there's the point,
To Die, to sleep, is that all? Aye all
(William Shakespeare, The Tragedy of Hamle .....
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