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Tyson Turkey Turner (advertisement)
By javajoe on 02/21/2009
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Yo yo yo!!!
I gots the stuff!
Here it is, the one and only
the real and NOT phony...
Tyson Turkey Turner!!

Me an my boyz wuz chillin
lookin at da ladies an...
my homey Ro .....
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OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES – ANSWERING THE CALL
By Biggus on 02/23/2009
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In class one day a boy named Benny
Needed to go to the toilet suddenly
So he called out loudly to Miss
“Please I really need to take a piss”
The teacher said “No you must wait”
“Th .....
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Snow Day Wish
By dersoninperson on 02/21/2009
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Snow light, snow white,
Fall below an awful fright
So that I may sleep in tonight,
And have more time for my essay to write


AWA


© By dersoninperson On 2/21/2009 10: .....
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GREEN LIGHT GO
By Plum on 02/14/2009
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Green light--go!
Gotta get the hammer down,
This big rig can''t wait
Can''t afford to be late.

Bills to meet on time
Kids wanna be fed,
And if Mama don''t get support
Yep .....
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worst dating tips
By javajoe on 02/17/2009
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1) call and say you will "be there soon"

2) arrive 40 minutes late

3) run out of gas on the way to the diner

4) borrow money from your date for gas

5) get to the din .....
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I Forget
By dersoninperson on 01/29/2009
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Sometimes you forget what you say,
Sometimes you forget what you do,
Sometimes you forget what you say

And sometimes you forget what you say,
And sometimes you forget what you do, .....
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Cats 2. I have seen the bucket run!
By iverhyck on 02/14/2009
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- I have seen the bucket run!
- In your statement there’s one
Weak point…
____________- Again! Look!
_________________________- Nonsense.
- It’s run 6…
___________- The .....
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A man-eating tiger or a tiger-eating man?
By iverhyck on 02/13/2009
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- I have seen! I have seen!
- Oh! I believe it’s something.
- Again you’re laughing at me!
Look here…
____________- Stop and drink your tea.
- Listen to me! A minute ago .....
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PAM AND SUE
By Biggus on 02/12/2009
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I’ve met strange girls
In this life of mine
When seeking company
From time to time
Strange like the sisters
That once I knew
Two sisters known
As Pam and Sue

Now Pam .....
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CUPID FIRED
By Biggus on 02/12/2009
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I’ve waited for my valentine
For such a long lonely time
I have waited for years
For him to end all my tears
I’ve waited for cupid to start
And shoot his arrow at a heart
The pi .....
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BE MY VALENTINE # 6
By Biggus on 02/12/2009
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On Valentines Day
The valentine card said to the stamp
Stick with me and we''ll go places!
While the farmer gave his wife
Hogs and kisses!
And the caveman gave his wife
Ughs an .....
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A brilliant idea. (Postage).
By iverhyck on 02/12/2009
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- You need some more stamps.
___________________________- Why?
I’ve already put on five.
- You see, your letter is too
Heavy. If you put on two
More…
________- It will be .....
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NEW RESOLVE
By Biggus on 02/11/2009
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My New Year resolution
Was to find a solution
To my misshapen figure
And lack of vim and vigour
Though feeling rather grim
I signed up for the gym
First came the orientation
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OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES – A QUESTION OF SYLLABLES
By Biggus on 02/11/2009
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“Ok class, today we will learn
About words with multi syllables”
The teacher addressed her class
“Does anyone have an example?”
One boy put up his hand
“Please miss I have an examp .....
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DIPPED OUT
By Biggus on 02/11/2009
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In the dim and distant past
When I was young and free
Going about running and skipping
And we’d all go “skinny dipping”

Now the years have rushed past
And have taken there toll .....
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A BLOCKED VALVE
By Biggus on 02/11/2009
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I have some information to impart
Why it is that men snore
When they lie on their backs
Is the time they do it more
It’s a simple case of physics
Because their dangly bits of genit .....
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Sounds a lot like Love
By Desiderata on 11/14/2008
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My breath is rushed,
my hands are tight.
My words, they stumble,
they can't walk right.
Eyes are upon me,
the room begins to spin.
My time isn't over,
dear Lord, will it end? .....
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Caught A Cold
By dersoninperson on 02/02/2009
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Whistlin’ through the trees,
I caught the common cold
On a wispy winter breeze,
It swam and surfed and rolled
‘Till it rippled by and seized
The lipped edge of my hat
Sniffle .....
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hold the pickle
By javajoe on 02/02/2009
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I went to the restaurant. I ordered a hamburger. I asked the waitress for a favor. Shed said "what, I''m busy".
I asked for water. She brought water.
I smiled. She smiled back.
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Survival foreign
By KRETUS on 02/08/2009
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I saw stars of David on shirts listed
In a concentration camp
I saw women being raped by heroes cowards
No reason
I saw the dictator soiling their pants in fear of hell th .....
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