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Look for the music
By Lola29 on 01/01/2009
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Not fashionable to write about love
they say.
In my experience, fashion doesn’t
have a great deal to do with validity
for you see Bart wears white boxers
with combat boots.
Pods .....
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GREETINGS TO THE WORLD
By Biggus on 12/04/2007
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“Happy Christmas” is what I chose to say
But many greetings are used for the day
To one and all during the festive season
And different languages are the reason
Say "Frolyke Kerstfees .....
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To Shop
By Lola29 on 11/15/2008
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Today I thought I would relax
and have some fun.
Maybe drive my convertible in the sun.
While driving along my merry way,
I heard a voice inside me say,
why not go the mall and loo .....
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March or A Hare's Breath From Reality
By GerardK on 03/13/2008
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Those first whippet winds
race by, snarling and grim,
But bright colors in closets
reemerge, crisp and trim.

Soon the sun gets up early
and every clock gets reset.
He missed .....
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Open-Crimedness
By dersoninperson on 10/17/2008
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Try to be open-minded,
When listening to my speech
Perhaps you’ve never thought upon
The concepts that I’ll teach

And I’ll keep my mind open,
Lest our beliefs oppose
Because .....
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Goliath
By dersoninperson on 09/17/2008
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It may just take the smallest stone
To take out Goliath in one shot
It depends on just how hard it's thrown
And where you place the spot

AWA


© By dersoninperson On 9/17 .....
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MR & MRS ATM
By Biggus on 05/09/2008
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No need to park your car
Before withdrawing your money
There is now a drive through ATM
For people in a hurry

Mr ATM drives up to the cash machine
And before putting his card .....
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Playing Dead
By dersoninperson on 09/06/2008
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Harry's only playing dead
He's a little bloated in the head
His orangish hue's a dirty brown
His body's floating upside down
His gills no longer swim or sway
He's been quite still .....
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You're desparate for GAS when....
By javajoe on 09/15/2008
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You walk 10 miles to work

You can't fill the moped

The lawnmower starts rusting

You car pool in golf carts

Police chase you on a bike

You make one trip for a mo .....
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DALMATIANS
By ChiquiDoc on 10/01/2008
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Spotted with brave firemen
keen-nosed dalmatian dogs
sniff out hidden hydrants
in yellow snow and fogs.

© By ChiquiDoc On 10/1/2008 7:01:14 PM
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I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU
By Biggus on 11/24/2008
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I fell in love with you
When you were glam
And I still love you now?
That I’m an old man

I fell in love with you
When you were buffer
And I still love you now?
That I’m a .....
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CHRISTMAS CHILL
By Biggus on 12/04/2008
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Enjoy your Christmas day in peace
Avoid any kind of quarrel or wrangle
Chill out, relax and enjoy the day
And don’t get your tinsel in a tangle


© By Biggus On 12/4/2008 8:32: .....
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Doc Block
By dersoninperson on 12/08/2008
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They say, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”
I say it only takes one to belittle
And keep the doc missing for one or two weeks
If it’s rotten with a worm in the middle


AWA .....
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Her Head, My Shoulder
By dersoninperson on 12/23/2008
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apparently this got deleted, along with the comments...? well, twice the charm..




She headed for my bony shoulder
The night was young, but growing older
And the fading su .....
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Two Stomachs
By dersoninperson on 12/24/2008
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I got one stomach for meat,
Fruits, fats, and wheat,
And for sugar and poultry to stash

I got another stomach for beets,
Corn on the cob, potatoes sweet,
A culinary cache calle .....
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umteenth day of christmas
By javajoe on 12/26/2008
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On the first day of christmas
my true love gave to me...
a migraine that won''t go away.

On the second day of christmas
my only love gave to me
two 5 pound candy bars.

O .....
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The Perfect Gift
By dersoninperson on 12/11/2008
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I bought my son some boxing gloves
And a punching bag on a chain
He can beat on it, if it’s not something he loves
And if he likes it, he can do the same


AWA


© By d .....
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If God were a chicken
By javajoe on 12/06/2008
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I heard a radio show the other day,
and the speaker told a Jewish story
about God. He said...
God was a chicken.
This has possibilities.

Perhaps, the almighty
doesn't give .....
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FULL OF THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
By Biggus on 12/04/2008
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Come Christmas day
I will be full of Christmas spirit
Buck fizz with my breakfast
Is only the start of it
Then a sherry with the vicar
After the candles have been lit
And aperi .....
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Roadkill Haiku
By In_a_Word on 09/14/2008
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rabbit runs on road
rabbit's feet run out of luck
it's a bad hare day

© By In_a_Word On 9/14/2008 12:21:14 PM
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