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PLASTIC CHRISTMAS
By Biggus on 12/02/2008
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Now Dasher, Now, Dancer
Now Prancer and Vixen
On Comet, On Cupid
On Donner, On Blitzen
So the plastic Santa’s say
Down at the mall
But shoppers have a verse
That serves one .....
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Zoom-zoom
By dersoninperson on 11/28/2008
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Zoom-zoom the vacuum grooms the floor and dusty things
Vroom-vroom the vacuum prunes the kitchen after breakfast
Boom-boom the vacuum dooms paperclips and strings
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The Homemade Biscuit
By Lola29 on 11/14/2008
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It's almost 10:30 a.m. and that's
when they stop serving those
delicious homemade biscuits and
sausage. The fat just melts
in your mouth
as it races to rest upon your
thighs.
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SOMEONE PUT THE CAT OUT
By Biggus on 11/24/2008
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Will someone put the cat out?
Please don’t make me shout
To put the cat out is my one desire
So put it out because it’s on fire


© By Biggus On 11/24/2008 9:15:59 AM
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Poetry Mafia
By mjreynolds on 06/12/2005
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Written as a tongue-in-cheek response to a competition at the Dan O’Connell poetry readings, where poems must contain the line “the rain only strikes me every seventh drop.” There were many g .....
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what to do during black friday weekend
By javajoe on 11/29/2008
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1. Go to Walmart and demand a free gas card with the purchase of a box of cookies. Get in a line with 20 people behind you.

2. Blow on your arm (farting noises) and say "excuuuuuse .....
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ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
By Biggus on 04/18/2008
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One in five bad accidents
Are caused it seems
By drivers who drift off
To the land of dreams
But drivers who fall
Asleep at the wheel
Are the lesser evil
I’m inclined to feel .....
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10 Commandments For Husbandry
By dersoninperson on 11/27/2008
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I. Thou shall have no other woman besides me
II. Thou shall make me thine idolatry
III. Thou shall not make any other woman thy god
IV. Thou shall keep thine eyes wholly for my bod
V. .....
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Love On The Run
By dersoninperson on 11/19/2008
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I chased you out the window,
Not sure of why you left
I knew despite my sins, though,
Your absence meant certain death
You drifted down the sidewalk,
Like a serene, angelic dancer< .....
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MIRROR, MIRROR
By Biggus on 11/24/2008
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Mirror, mirror on the wall
Am I the loveliest of them all?
Mirror, mirror tell me for sure
To stop me feeling insecure

Mirror, mirror hanging there
You needn’t tell me I look f .....
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HONEYMOON ADVICE
By Biggus on 11/24/2008
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On your wedding night
And you are nervous
And full of trepidations
Don’t sit up all night
Awaiting the arrival
Of your sexual relations


© By Biggus On 11/24/2008 8:54:00 AM
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MY BROTHERS GIRLFRIEND
By Biggus on 11/12/2008
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My brother has a new lady
She’s very nice but no beauty
Tall and slim with a nice figure
She definitely pulls his trigger
He is besotted with her sadly
And he dotes on her quite ma .....
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Nation Relation
By dersoninperson on 11/12/2008
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I have Albanians
I’m Albania
I have Slovakians
I’m Slovakia
I have Indians
I’m India
I’m have Somalians
I’m Somalia
I have Mongolians
I’m Mongolia
I have Algerians
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Some Say Clichés
By dersoninperson on 11/13/2008
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Some say that I’m “busy as a bee”, but I don’t have a stinger
Some say that I’m “sound as a drum”, but I’m not a very good singer
Some say that I am “filthy rich”, but I keep myself quite c .....
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Mirror Check
By dersoninperson on 11/20/2008
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Once to make sure I look okay
Twice to recheck my display
Thrice to be positive I like my hair
Four times to fully decide what to wear
Five times to scope out any zits
Six times to .....
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SUCCESSFUL
By Biggus on 11/17/2008
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A successful man is one who makes
More money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can
Find such a husband to apprehend


© By Biggus On 11/17/2008 5:20:04 AM
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CULTURE VULTURE
By Biggus on 11/17/2008
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Isn’t culture wonderful?
Music, theatre, poetry
Something for everyone
To feel or hear or see
The performing arts
I particularly like poetry
Especially poetry readings
With .....
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Flirting
By dersoninperson on 09/18/2008
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Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to trip
All over my groceries
Which unexpectedly slipped
Right out of my hands
And into the aisle
Where I accidentally landed
In an unplanned pile .....
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Size: M
By dersoninperson on 09/06/2008
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I bought me a shirt
Going home after work
A bargain of miniscule charge

However, at home
I found out, with a groan
That the size of the shirt was too large

Distraught an .....
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SAVED
By Biggus on 09/24/2008
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The Salvation Army tries to perform
The thankless task of social reform
Treading the weary path to glory
Saving poor girls from Iniquity

If they are saving fallen women
I’ve ju .....
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