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SAVED
By Biggus on 09/24/2008
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The Salvation Army tries to perform
The thankless task of social reform
Treading the weary path to glory
Saving poor girls from Iniquity

If they are saving fallen women
I’ve ju .....
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TRICK OR TREAT
By Biggus on 10/27/2008
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When the little boys and girls
Knock at my door for candy
I must give them what they want
“Or else” is their modus operandi
So with a false smile I comply
But under my breath I pra .....
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CLUNK CLICK
By Biggus on 11/12/2008
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Clunk click every trip
Is the advice of the boffins
Because your seat belt is never
As confining as your coffin


© By Biggus On 11/12/2008 11:19:29 AM
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ENGLAND COACH - CAPELLO
By Biggus on 11/12/2008
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The new England supremo
Mr Fabio Capello
Plans to take the England team
And fulfill our football dream
To raise English spirits up
And win the next world cup
But it would seem
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Rough Rider
By Lola29 on 11/07/2008
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He rode up on his Harley Davidson
bike looking like someone who
had he had been tarred and feathered
by his band of merry riders.
Trying to look hot and vogue,
he eliminated his w .....
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night of the numskull
By javajoe on 10/27/2008
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I have a tale for you
of a fool. I found him
at a traffic light.
He drove an old blue sedan,
with one hubcap nearly falling off.

The night was cold and dreary,
the car wa .....
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Plea for a dishwasher
By bonniesnoangel on 07/19/2005
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My hands are old and wrinkled as I lift them from the water
And the ruddy things are always there – I tend to blame my daughter…
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The Ceiling Fan
By dersoninperson on 10/28/2008
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The ceiling fan hung
CLICKEDY-CLICK,
TICKEDY-TICK,
As it ran in circles
Above our heads

The ceiling fan sung
CLICKEDY-CLICK,
TICKEDY-TICK,
As it swam in the night
I .....
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THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
By Biggus on 10/27/2008
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On all hallows eve when the sun has set
The ghosts and ghouls come out to play
With dripping fangs and bloody claws
They prowl the street in search of prey
And when to my door the fie .....
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HARRY POTTER - THE WITCH WITH AN ITCH
By Biggus on 10/27/2008
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He must return every time school ends
To the bosom of the family Dursley
Where he must while away the time
With only an old owl for company

He waited for word from his chums
.....
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Gum Drop
By dersoninperson on 10/25/2008
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I dropped my gum on the bathroom ground,
Beside an oval spot of brown
Next to some fuzz (or maybe hair?),
A lollipop stick from who knows where
Across from a small yellow pool--
Th .....
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Deranged, Psychotic Skittle Cat
By Davidjroth2002 on 07/24/2007
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Deranged, psychotic cat of mine,
Disturbed petite and feminine,
A curiously cute feline,
Is something on your furry mind?

Oh why, today, at half past fou .....
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crappy year for workmates
By stephjones on 10/18/2008
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Throughout such a crappy year
There were times we nearly bust
But heads down, asses up
We made it, only just
So cheers to happy endings
Brush off all the excess junk
Relax, eat .....
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BYE, BYE, EVERYONE, BYE, BYE
By Biggus on 10/17/2008
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Sooty is 60 years old now
And has had a long career
But behind the sweet façade
There lurks a secret I fear
Sooty and co-star Sweep
Were rivals for the love of Soo
This caused b .....
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I'm Glad I'm Not Cinderella
By dersoninperson on 10/09/2008
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Cinderella has a fella
To take her to the ball at eight
But since her mother’s like Cruella
She’ll be home and working late
Bent on hands and bruised patellas
Scrubbing floorboards .....
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DRINK TO MY HEALTH
By Biggus on 10/17/2008
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I was out for a walk
Just round and about
When I saw in a doorway
An old down and out
Drinking brake fluid
From an old tin cup
I stood for a moment
And watched him sup
“If .....
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you might be an idiot if.....
By javajoe on 10/14/2008
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1. You drive around endlessly looking for a drive thru that offers beer. They have these in Florida, os used to...state of the idiots? Or New Yorker transplants? hmmm...

2. Your best .....
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Cole
By sharlee16 on 09/15/2008
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There once was a boy named cole
who ran straight into a pole
He tripped and fell
While trying to propel
And now his head has a hole

© By sharlee16 On 9/15/2008 5:02:55 PM
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In Between
By immortal_witch on 09/21/2008
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Eighteen is such an in between age
I’m legally an adult but still teenage
I’m aloud to smoke, but I still can’t drink
It’s a screwy world is what I think


© By immortal_witch O .....
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Naomie
By waldrop on 01/29/2008
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I hate this girl naomie she smells like old balonie she makes a mess on the floor when ever she goes to the potty. Please help me homies what should I do i hate this girl naomie

© By waldr .....
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