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YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR CAKE
By Biggus on 09/24/2008
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The upstairs flat has been sublet
Above our local patisserie
To an attractive young woman
Who wears exotic lingerie
Her pursuits are in nature erotic
Ok she’s a prostitute I will a .....
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DEMENTIA
By Biggus on 09/24/2008
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I think my grandparents
Are suffering from dementia
Because granddad asked my gran
As they sat together on the sofa
“Whatever happened
To our sexual relations dear?”
And the ans .....
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THE NAKED TRUTH (2)
By Biggus on 07/17/2008
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Mary stood naked before her husband
“What do you like most about me?”
"What is it that turns you on more,
My pretty face or my sexy body?"
He perused her nakedness briefly
"Your se .....
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Spooked
By dersoninperson on 09/21/2008
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On Halloween, at the front door screen
It’s scary just the things that you’ll meet
Goblins and ghouls that cackle and drool
Ghosts underneath pillow sheets
Werewolves and witches in .....
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My Girlfriend's A Werewolf
By dersoninperson on 09/15/2008
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She's got a smile, but I'm feeling gloom
I judge my luck by the size of the moon
And if the crescent in space
Matches the one on her face
Maybe tonight I'm not destined for doom
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The Rampaging Rygocerus
By dersoninperson on 09/06/2008
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The rampaging rygocerus
Has the head of a rhinoceros
With the bulkness of an elephant
And the body of a bear
And he lives deep in the forest
With a sour stegosaurus
And they oft .....
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Chemistry Kills
By wickedhart on 12/23/2007
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Sitting in this lab, day after endless day
Looking at stuff on square glsss trays
(This ain't biology)
Chemical reations, theories and such
Oh this is all way too much
Protons, neu .....
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pickle
By javajoe on 09/08/2008
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One night I
ran hungrily
to the store
for a snack.
Awaiting me was...
surprise.
I saw on the shelf
the pickles from hell.

OK not HELL.
Really just from heck.
As .....
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Pie Rats
By dersoninperson on 09/13/2008
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We don’t have wooden pegs
That substitute our legs
We don’t brandish swords on our hips

We’re more swayed by cheese
Than the salty seven seas
Set underneath a mutinous ship
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Last Will
By barbsdad2003 on 06/01/2007
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Now I've left this life
of extraordinary pain
and rugged strife
without much gain,

I confess of riches
I have none.

So 'tis with pleasure
in goodly measure
I beque .....
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TOY BOY
By Biggus on 12/14/2007
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My teenage daughter
Bless her heart came home today
With a Yoyo
I think she said his name was Ray


© By Biggus On 12/14/2007 6:21:50 AM
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AN ILL WIND
By Biggus on 07/17/2008
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An elderly couple were in church
When about halfway through,
May leant over and whispered
In the ear of her husband lou,
'I just let out a silent fart
What do you think I should d .....
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SLEEPING BEAUTIES
By Biggus on 07/17/2008
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Men wake up looking pretty much as they did
The night before when they went to bed
While women wake up looking an awful fright
Because they manage to deteriorated during the night

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PLATEX WOMAN
By Biggus on 02/25/2008
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What with middle age spread
And the force of gravity
Time has played havoc
With my once sylph like body
My hour glass figure is no more
Alas it’s more like a barometer case
And .....
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Lost Snake
By dersoninperson on 09/13/2008
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I got myself a snake named Jake
From the animal store in Boston
He’s been my pet for a day and yet
I’m afraid that I have lost him
And my sneaker lace has bit my face
The garden ho .....
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THE NAKED TRUTH (1)
By Biggus on 07/17/2008
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Mary stood naked before the bathroom mirror
And wiped the steam away so she could see clearer
Then her heart sank at what she could see
She said to her husband "I’m fat and I’m ugly”
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equally SHARING
By dersoninperson on 09/06/2008
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I’ll take one
You’ll take two
I’ll take another
To equal you

You’ll take three
I’ll take four
And I’ll just take
A little more…


A A
W< .....
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What say I? Pi or Pie?
By DebDay1955 on 07/09/2008
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If PI were equal to PIE,
what kind of pie
would I try
to pry
apart
and pat into tiny little
pie pieces?

I'll try

Cherry pie, sweet, tart
tantalizing, w .....
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CRASH LOCATION
By Biggus on 07/17/2008
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On the M25 just beyond Dartford
She lost control of her car and crashed
Hitting the barrier with great force
Then came rest with the car smashed
It happened close to where she lived< .....
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Profound Findings
By Foxfry on 11/26/2006
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A grown-up is someone who suffers from responsibility.

They who are afraid to ask are ashamed of learning.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forg .....
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