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Profound Findings
By Foxfry on 11/26/2006
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A grown-up is someone who suffers from responsibility.

They who are afraid to ask are ashamed of learning.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forg .....
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Slang in America
By javajoe on 08/21/2008
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someone said to me "don't fly off the handle". What is that? I don't have many handles, and I can't fly. What is up with this? I suppose that a WITCH could have handles, assorted ones, in .....
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Full Court
By Claudia on 08/17/2008
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a game of full court was on
both genders intense, was no yawn
with backboard in play
he slamdunked her I'd say
no fouls committed til dawn



© By Claudia On 8/17/2008 1 .....
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TITTER YE NOT AMY
By Biggus on 07/17/2008
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The pop diva Amy Winehouse
It was announced in the press today
Is to buy Frankie Howard’s old house
After she’s been to rehab for a short stay
She was told she had to go to rehab
T .....
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YOU CAN LEARN A LOT FROM TV
By Biggus on 07/17/2008
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Fed up of missing his favourite shows on TV
Young Ben wanted was his own telly
“Could I have a telly in my room dad”?
Reluctantly Dad said yes to the lad
Ben stayed in his room the fi .....
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A NOTIONAL MOTION
By Biggus on 07/17/2008
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Toast always lands butter side down
It’s a rule of locomotion
And a cat always lands on its feet
Now here is a curious notion
If you tie the toast to the cat
Would that result in p .....
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things to do with greedy people
By javajoe on 07/07/2008
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Go deep sea fishing. Invite them along, as bait

Get a few greedy people to go to Mugabe's place. Tell him they want his money.

Call the local Payday loan companies,and tell them .....
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I FORGET TO EAT
By Biggus on 07/04/2008
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There was a rather vacuous
Skinny girl who irritated me
“Sometimes I forget to eat”
The silly girl said to me
Now I’ve forgotten things
Where I parked the car
My mother's mai .....
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THE FOURTH
By Biggus on 07/04/2008
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The fourth of July in the USA
Is that nations independence day
Which they celebrate with a holiday

In England we look across the pond
At a nation of whom we are truly fond
Inde .....
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I am God
By Leavy on 06/23/2008
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My friend Justin
used to say that,
But now he is married.



---leavy---

© By Leavy On 6/23/2008 11:21:38 AM
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MENOPAUSE FOR THOUGHT
By Biggus on 06/09/2008
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There is a natural order in life
There are rules to be understood
For example bearing children
There is a time limit on motherhood
The term “child bearing years”
Was coined for a v .....
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There are no losers here
By dfresh on 04/26/2006
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The Phillies have not lost a game all year.
They have been edged, nipped, tagged,
smoked, zapped, hit, and, just yesterday
in a particularly special game
they were shadowed.
T .....
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Goat Herders Anonymous
By javajoe on 02/03/2005
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You see... a few of us
Used to live out East...
the middle East.
And well,
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DEAR LORD
By Biggus on 06/09/2008
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As to the lord God he was praying
A little boy was overheard saying
By his auntie Irene and Uncle Roy
“If you can’t make me a better boy
Please don't worry about it then
I'm having .....
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SAY IT AINT SO
By Biggus on 06/09/2008
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“What is the chemical formula for water?”
The science teacher said to young Joe
Joe confidently stood up and replied
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O,
“That’s not even close” the teacher shoute .....
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ONE, TWO, THREE, LIFT
By Biggus on 06/09/2008
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Why is it sound engineers?
When there’s a gig to do
And they have to test the system
Say one two, one two, one two
And at the end of the gig
When there’s packing up to do
They d .....
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monologue number 2
By javajoe on 06/02/2008
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I was driving yesterday, and I realized that the cost of a gallon of gas was the same as a gallon of milk.... what do you do when it costs more to fill your tank than to pay your electric bill? .....
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HARRY, LARRY AND BARRY
By Biggus on 05/22/2008
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Three old friends walking from
The old folks retirement home
"Windy, isn't it?" said Harry
"No, it's Thursday!" said Larry
Then Barry said with a cheer
"So am I let's get a beer"< .....
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THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG
By Biggus on 05/22/2008
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Once upon a time in a land far away,
Long, long ago on a far distant day
There lived a beautiful princess
An independent, self-assured noblesse

She strolled the shores of the l .....
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AGES OF MAN
By Biggus on 05/22/2008
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You were once a good boy
Mummy’s pride and joy
Then you grew into a nice kid
Because of the things you did
Then you progressed to be a great guy
It just happened you don’t know why .....
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