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For the love of writing
By westcoastmama on 08/19/2006
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Yo!

You can rhyme
and I can see that,
but mistakes are mistakes
and that is a fact.

If you're going to write
then do it well.
Then if people don't like it
well, .....
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Sweet Misery
By AnnieG on 05/13/2008
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When the world seems black and gloomy,
And everything is shades of grey…
When my jeans aren’t quite so roomy,
My tummy peeps over the band, much to my dismay.
When the dog starts howl .....
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things to do on mother's day
By javajoe on 05/14/2008
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Run around in your mom's back yard screaming. you're 43, but say you had a childhood flashback of the tme a bee chased you.

Make coffee for your mom. Use Cuban coffee. Watch your mom b .....
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SEX TOY
By Biggus on 04/18/2008
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In this modern age
It is certainly possible
For you to increase
Sexual arousal
With the use of mechanical devices
In particular
They work on women
One of these is a sports c .....
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Trans-portation
By dmin on 05/03/2008
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I ran a red light today
and almost hit a transvestite
Boy,
that was kinda close
It was a near miss

© By dmin On 5/3/2008 11:10:42 PM
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OUT OF THE MOUTH’S OF BABES - PANCAKE DAY
By Biggus on 05/09/2008
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Catherine, A young mother was making pancakes for her boys
Kevin and Ryan who were five and three began making noise
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake
Catheri .....
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SEX TOY UPGRADE
By Biggus on 05/09/2008
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In this modern age
It is certainly possible
For you to increase
Sexual arousal
With the use of mechanical devices
In particular
They work on women
One of these is a sports c .....
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The Groundhog Did It!
By Wind Whisperer on 04/26/2008
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The groundhog left muddy footprints
on mama's front porch,
we looked out the window
and paw' .....
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C-Dawg is the shizznit
By Currently:insane on 04/28/2008
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C-Dawg has glasses
And they are the shizznit
C-Dawg has basketball shorts
And they are the shizznit
C-Dawg has a mechanical pencil
...
And it is the shizznit
C-Dawg listens t .....
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it's just a number...right?
By blogetry on 04/27/2008
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I’m fifty three,
vigorous and disease-free
but my mind’s playing tricks on me…

Days seem shorter.
Rent’s due again?
Aches linger longer.
Where’s the Vicadyn?

My mind’ .....
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MIDDLE AGED SEAT
By Biggus on 04/18/2008
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I’m in my middle years now
And my new car is a wow
It’s fast, new and sporty
Just the opposite of me
It is sleekly lined
With its curves well defined
It has a nice interior
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THE BLACK DOG
By Biggus on 04/18/2008
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For years I have suffered
At the hands of depression
I’m not alone in my suffering
Many others have this affliction
Winston Churchill had a name for it
“Black dog” he named his mia .....
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NOT BEING PREVIOUS
By Biggus on 04/18/2008
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For those who don’t believe
In sex before marriage
Those who want the horse
Before the carriage
I should point out
It isn't premarital sex per se”
If there is no intention
O .....
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florida critters
By javajoe on 04/25/2008
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I spent 6 days in Florida for vacattion. I had forgotten about the wildlife..... here are some observations.

The bugs in florida are HUGE. I was driving on the turnpike and I got bug bo .....
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SENIOR HIGH
By Biggus on 04/18/2008
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I haven’t felt myself lately
The symptoms seldom vary
Lethargy, listlessness and apathy
And if I stand up quick, I go dizzy
My son said as a matter of fact
He has to smoke two join .....
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THE ROLE OF THE DICE
By Thuder Kiss on 01/04/2007
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A DEAD-MANS COVE
THE GANGSTERS FOLD
MY STORY FAR TOO OLD
WITH DREAMS CARSERATED TO GOLD
THIS TIME IS STILL TO COLD
A FEARLESS LEADER DESTINE CRY
FOR i WAS A MARKSMEN SOLIDER OF .....
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Older than Dirt
By Davidjroth2002 on 04/14/2008
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Older than Dirt
But Younger than Springtime
By David Roth
© 11th April, 2008

“So, just how old are you gramps,”
the kid with the sideways hat
and crotch at his knees asked
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I’D DO ANYTHING
By Biggus on 04/18/2008
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“I’d do anything” how apt a title
A motto for the wannabe
A catch phrase for the starstruck
And all those lacking dignity


© By Biggus On 4/18/2008 7:14:26 AM
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THE ASTI
By Biggus on 04/18/2008
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I think I am no ordinary man
Which begins my monologue
I am Dyslexic and an Atheist
But to complete my catalogue
Now I am an Insomniac as well
And I no longer sleep like a log
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creative deer hunting
By javajoe on 11/29/2007
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ok so it is deer season? And you are REALLY looking forward to bagging your deer. I can relate. There are some things to remember.
1. The deer is NOT cute
2. The deer hates your mamma< .....
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