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Poop Monster
By GoneCrazy7 on 11/29/2006
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If you don't have a sense of humor and an imagination, don't go on. It also helps to remember you .....
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Making My Mark
By mjreynolds on 05/24/2006
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The day I quit my job
I leaned a ladder against the wall
climbed up
took off my shoe
and made a footprint
five metres up.
One day
someone will see it
and wonder…

© .....
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Too Fat
By javajoe on 04/04/2008
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I wonder if,
30000 years ago,
before the dawn
of recorded time,
some foolish Neolithic
fool wearing deerskin
or a bison pelt,
dared to utter
those dreaded words...

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The Tale of the Cataclysmic Bard
By ChuckRickman on 04/03/2008
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Back in the day, minstrels told tales
Of villains, love, heroes and war,
Of wizards, warriors and women most pure,
Of adventure and other random types of lore.

One such tale stars .....
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Cheat Code
By ChuckRickman on 04/03/2008
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I was playing this game, nearly made it to the last stage
Cause I'm the only one who can free the princess from her cage.

I've leveled up, gained experience, man my guy is so bad!
Bu .....
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SMALL BEER
By Biggus on 04/02/2008
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When I first met my lady
All was well with life
But she soon tried to change me
Once she became my wife

She told me I must save money
And my drinking days were over
But she .....
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LOVE MAKER
By Biggus on 04/02/2008
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In my long life
I have found this to be true
It is impossible
To make someone love you

You have to accept this
Or adopt a different spin
By stalking them until they panic
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Tennis is not for just boys/men anymore…
By Zyskandar A. Jaimot on 03/28/2008
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Tennis is not for just boys/men anymore…

i am MARIA
SHARAPOVA tennis grunt
I strike men’s balls hard


© By Zyskandar A. Jaimot On 3/28/2008 12:34:39 PM
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Update on the adventures of Don T (for those who read 'Unwanted Christmas Present)
By Spandavia on 03/13/2008
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Update on the adventures of Don T

One good thing
I can't make him rhyme anymore
Bird like that in the house and nothing rhymes
(My friends say that's a good thing)
Doesn't matt .....
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Poof!
By barbsdad2003 on 08/21/2007
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The case of Auntie Clare
Is cloaked in myst’ry, I despair:

She once jumped off
A gravely canted house’s roof
And just went … well, uh, poof!

She never gained the g .....
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Hook Line and Sinker
By jskilz on 08/20/2007
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It's that lonely ride that most of us will have to take.
In the back of that stretch hearse
Coffin shut and no escape

The ultimate road trip with no need to pay a toll
To finally .....
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HAPPY CHRISTMAS AUNTIE PEGGY
By Biggus on 12/04/2007
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For Christmas I bought my Auntie
A brand new wooden leg
I didn’t have it specially made
No I just got it off the peg
You may say it’s not a nice gift
Or even that it’s a killer
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NICE
By Biggus on 12/04/2007
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Making your way in life, it’s nice
To know you can, once or twice
Rely on other people in a trice
For assistance, guidance or advice

They’ll be no shortage of advice
But knowin .....
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Golden Glory , The Battle Song
By SilverInK on 08/01/2007
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The field of blood and glory has long rested in the place
For time had passed in peacefulness thus signs of battle had effaced.
Thrusting from the earth, one blanched reminder of the past< .....
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The Tourists
By barbsdad2003 on 04/29/2007
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at the ship's buffet
on a sunny, sunny day,
the tourists took
a long, long time
to plate up their food
and stow it away--
whatever 'twas they
could assimilate.

but oli .....
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We Thought We Saw
By barbsdad2003 on 04/30/2007
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A couple of times
in old summer climes
we thought we saw
our pa in the raw.
'Twas a bare glimpse
by us little imps.
But 'twas just enough
of pa in the buff
that we .....
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Quick Stolen Quiches
By barbsdad2003 on 04/30/2007
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Stray dogs coughin' from
tight-chokin' leashes ...
tryst early romance
of two fainthearted
nouveau riches
told by quick stolen quiches ...
spring flowers bloomin' wild
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A HAND FOR SANTA
By Biggus on 12/10/2007
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On Christmas Eve
Don’t lay awake in bed
All you naughty girls
Blonde, brunette or red
For instead of presents
You may get a shock instead
You may catch Santa
Dressed in his s .....
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To Be Clearly Candid
By barbsdad2003 on 04/30/2007
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There once was a minister
who was left-handed
and therefore, force ultragrim
parishioners, much too sinister.
They constantly demanded
that he become right-handed.
In their mind .....
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nut cracker
By blogetry on 03/09/2008
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I pleaded for some time
with my psychiatrist
to tell her I was dead;
that the Devil sent me back to hack
the butcher who botched by lobotomy
causing me to lose my head...

Sh .....
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