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nut cracker
By blogetry on 03/09/2008
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I pleaded for some time
with my psychiatrist
to tell her I was dead;
that the Devil sent me back to hack
the butcher who botched by lobotomy
causing me to lose my head...

Sh .....
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things you don't want to hear
By javajoe on 03/14/2008
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wsw your leg has an extra joint!

good huh? its roadkill stew, dig in

is my butt big? no really, is it?

sorry but you need 2 root cnals, soon.

your insurance expi .....
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cornbread pearl and me
By blogetry on 03/12/2008
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We met at Tuskegee;
Me…a sophomore
She…a freshie.
Braids down to…there!
‘Tude up to…here!
Brothas wanted to step
but feared…

What?...

‘She’s my cup-o-tea.’< .....
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Feathers Are Flying All Over The Place
By Stari on 02/23/2008
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I walked in the bedroom and to my surprise
Saw a vision which gave me delight
I thought it was snow drifting down .....
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1 burger, 1 fry, 1 drink
By MikeC16958 on 04/14/2005
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The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the french fries, dividing them into two pi .....
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YOU MUFFIN
By Biggus on 03/11/2008
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When young women
Dress with midriff exposed
It can look attractive
To the suitably disposed
But for those more ampler
Flesh spills over the top
Of tight waist bands
To look .....
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THE GINGER PRINCE WENT TO WAR
By Biggus on 03/11/2008
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Harry is the spare, not the heir
So he chose to follow a military career
And the ginger Prince went to war
Amidst muck and bullets, blood and gore
He is a braver man than I by some wa .....
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This isn't a poem...but it's really funny
By SilverFlame on 03/31/2005
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Isn't a poem, but it's really funny. I got this in an email and loved it; no offense to anyone!
-Amy

The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted o .....
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Twas Our Night Before Christmas
By janniechamness on 02/26/2008
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Twas the Night Before Christmas
and through 'Our House'
The Roaches were stirring
Just as quite as a Mouse.
The dogs were all nestled
on the couch snuggled up.
I was off to bed .....
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Too good not to share!
By MikeC16958 on 10/04/2005
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A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather takenaback that such a looker would be wavin .....
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Coffee (a joke)
By MikeC16958 on 03/09/2005
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An Irish woman of advanced age, visited her physician
to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.
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The Hustle
By ritter1116 on 02/03/2006
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The Hustle

There once was a man,
who loved to play pool.
They called him "Sure Shot."
He thought he was cool.

He would enter tournaments,
all over the town.
Wa .....
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Sex in The Golden Years
By MikeC16958 on 01/19/2006
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A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I ma .....
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AN UNWANTED CHRISTMAS PRESENT
By Spandavia on 12/28/2007
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I got a budgie for Christmas
The bloody thing’s driving me mad
It never stops cheeping and talking
And its language is really quite bad

I don’t even know who it came from
So I .....
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CLICK
By GerardK on 01/02/2008
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CLICK…
Turn on Channel four,
Bouncing bimbos on the screen
extolling beauty- facial cream
espousing breakfast- Product 19.
Turn the dial once more…
Aging actors on the scree .....
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HEALTH CLUB WARNING
By Biggus on 01/21/2008
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I joined a health club last year
It cost two hundred pounds so quite dear
I haven’t lost a single pound
So as an investment not very sound
But it wasn’t their fault to be fare
Beca .....
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THE ANCIENT ART OF HAPPINESS
By Biggus on 01/28/2008
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My Feng Shui man isn’t very happy
Unless the signs I have misread
But I don’t believe for a second
It’s anything that I have done or said
I think it’s the more likely that he
Got u .....
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MENOPAUSAL MONITOR
By Biggus on 12/21/2007
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George was unhappy
With his wife’s erratic mood swings
And his work mates
Told him of the benefit s of mood rings
So he went out a bought one
So he might monitor her mood
He ha .....
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WISE CONFUCIUS
By Biggus on 01/14/2008
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Wise Confucius spoke about his creed
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead
Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow
Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow
Do not wal .....
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My Conscience
By mdshreve on 01/08/2008
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I have my happiness. I have my health.
My conscience calls it something else.
It talks of guilt and fear and sin.
I tell it to stop drinking gin.
It laughs and drinks and asks for mo .....
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