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WHAT DO YOU WANT BUD?
By Biggus on 02/04/2008
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I saw a Buddhist monk today
At a hot dog stand
The cook stood at the griddle
Doing his thing
“What can I make you” was his
Gruff demand
The monk replied, “ Make me one
With .....
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A Dog by Milou
By poetry4kids on 02/07/2008
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A dog was walking down the street
Who was looking for some meat
He was a very hungry fellow
And now he was about to bellow
Right then before h .....
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
By Biggus on 02/04/2008
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

Suzy the fluesy is fun in the Jacuzzi
Jude the prude is really rather rude
Tarty Marti is a must at a party
And silly Lily is a very frisky philly

Slender .....
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MISTAKES
By Biggus on 02/04/2008
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Don’t be afraid of making mistakes
I was taught as a kid
As long as you learn something
From the things you did
I have learnt a lot about mistakes
And now I’m in my prime
I fin .....
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things people say
By javajoe on 01/07/2008
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1) Run it up the flagpole
translation= try it and see if it works. yeah, I literally ran something up a flagpole...mom's pants. not appreciated.

2) homey in the house
translation= .....
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Un-Museable
By Davidjroth2002 on 01/09/2008
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It’s been so long and I’m so tired,
my Muse is gone, I’m uninspired.
I want to write, take pen in hand,
and say something, you understand?
Yet here I sit, and how I’ve tried,
I fee .....
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BEAR NECESSITIES
By Biggus on 01/28/2008
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When in the North America forests
On holiday
Carry with you a whistle
And a can of pepper spray
Because you might meet a bear

A small bear eats mainly fruit
And the occasion .....
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SORE POINT
By Biggus on 01/28/2008
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One of the guys was off sick yesterday
He had a sore throat well that’s what he says
But he was seen in a pub trying to cure it
By pouring pints of lager down it


© By Biggus O .....
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LAUGH YOURSELF FIT
By Biggus on 01/28/2008
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It is said to keep you fit and well
Laughter is the best medicine
Unless of course you are a diabetic
Then the best thing is insulin


© By Biggus On 1/28/2008 8:14:38 AM
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WHEN I’M SIXTY FOUR
By Biggus on 01/21/2008
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When I’m sixty four
And your back goes out more than you do
I will still love you
When I’m sixty four
And your ears are hairier than your head
I will still share your bed
When I .....
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A QUESTION OF HEALTH
By Biggus on 01/21/2008
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If you stopped taking exercise
When you got your first TV remote
And you haven’t eaten lettuce
Since Maggie Thatcher got the vote
If you haven’t seen your feet
Since you were at pr .....
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Lisa’s Battle
By Spandavia on 01/06/2008
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How quickly doth my toenail grow
Said Lisa to her Ma
I cut this one a week ago
And now it’s longer than my toe
How can ones nail become ones foe
It’s really quite bizarre

Th .....
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I Sing the Body Electric
By javajoe on 04/23/2006
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Sure, I sing when I'm drying my hair

and the hair dryer chord

has exposed wiring

and the chord

gets wet.

AAA!

OOOOO

LALALA ....

That was o .....
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Ode to Vanilla Ice ( uh... heh)
By javajoe on 12/08/2007
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the other night,
we was out on the town
my GF was high
but I was so down.
We hit the road slammin
and got into a fight,
and said to a cop
dude you know she aint right.

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A POETRY PYTHON
By Spandavia on 11/03/2007
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I dreamt there was an argument

Poems everywhere he yelled
Can’t move for bloody poems
Poems in the office, can’t see a desk
Dining table?
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A Prickly Tale
By Spandavia on 11/10/2007
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My daughter’s turned into a hedgehog
It's been such a terrible fright
I’m sure she still looked like a person
When I looked in her bedroom last night

I suppose that it could be he .....
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IT’S THE DOGS…. ONCE AGAIN
By Biggus on 12/21/2007
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George loved his wife Elsie dearly
They’d been married 40 years nearly
George loved her from the very first look
But sadly Elsie was a desperate cook
To her great credit it didn’t det .....
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ONCE UPON A TIME
By Biggus on 12/21/2007
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Once upon a time
One day long, long ago,
There lived a woman who you will not know
A remarkable woman
No man has ever known
Who did not whine, nag, bitch or moan
But this was a .....
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A GOOD SPORT
By Biggus on 12/21/2007
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If you are thinking of taking up a sport
Then here’s a thought
If you are going to try cross-country skiing
This is what I’m thinking
Make sure you are well equipped to ski
And st .....
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Midnight Mass
By Pete on 12/18/2006
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Every Sunday morning, you
May find us in our usual pew,
Nodding at familiar faces
[Also in their usual places.]
Staunch members of society,
We treat the Mass with piety,
And, th .....
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