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Mr. Shorty.
By tinyoodle on 11/11/2007
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You gotta hard-on for the money
Gotta hard on for the
LCD
HD T.V.
Pity
You can never ever
Get one for
Poor old little me

Broken into misshapes
I wait, you dictate< .....
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Your Mammy.
By tinyoodle on 11/11/2007
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She manages to be the most
Politically incorrect bizarrity
In human form

Racism, sectarianism, fascism
She seems to be a voice for all
The worst possible 'isms'

This poe .....
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Prison break
By drorbit on 10/12/2007
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Give me my degree and let me go
Free me from this prison of mind
The world of numbers and letters and expressions
Of increased formulations and complications
All in the name of gett .....
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The Family Picnic
By sarahcroberts on 06/18/2006
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There is a place I hate to go,
if you've ever been,
you already know.
It's masked as fun,
it's made to be great,
upon a slow entry,
you pile your plate.
Many a kisses,
and .....
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My great big family
By grnthum43 on 10/27/2007
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I am the first born child
I am the first born son,
my baby things were all brand new
'cuz I was number one.

Soon after came my brother
and since my stuff was new,
the tiny t .....
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Dreams of a perfect woman
By highway_zero on 11/02/2007
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I’m a man like every other
Want a woman with no hassle or bother
Whenever I close my eyes I see her there
Lying on the sand with her long silky hair

As I slip into the dream
I’ .....
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Minions in the Mist
By Davidjroth2002 on 10/29/2007
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They circle, unseen
in the steel gray mist overhead.
You know they’re there,
you can hear the cries,
pulsing as they soar,
loud, then soft;
shrill, then meek
as an uncertain .....
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Despite Commandments 9 and 10.
By GerardK on 10/25/2007
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Fortune’s proclaimed you a corporate king
My job got shipped out express to Beijing.
Your latest stock tip-it went through the roof
My pension’s bankrupt, my savings went .....
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On Being Diabetic
By barbsdad2003 on 04/30/2007
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Being diabetic
Is not as pathetic
As one may suppose.

Like screen's Clark Gable,
One is still able
To smell red rose,
As far as that goes,
Amongst white deer
Who expre .....
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Bush joke.. You know you wanna read it
By emcstyle on 07/05/2007
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This isn't mine- but it was too funny not to post.



Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“Oh no!” exclaims the president .....
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homeless malibu barbi
By javajoe on 10/23/2007
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Malibu Barbi needs your help.
During the wildfires in California,
she lost her childhood home.
Unfortunately, Barbi had to sell her
big pink car, and her horsey.
We are asking that .....
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Improbable History Test
By bravid on 10/19/2007
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Good day class. I am your instructor Mr. Denison, and this is Improbable History 101. In this semester we are going to examine the lives of some of the greatest figures in history. Their live .....
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Still Searching
By Unknown Member on 10/18/2007
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I’ve searched the world over.
I still haven’t found.
The woman I dream of.
Neither sighting nor sound.

She’s out there some where.
So on and on I go.
Though my eyes .....
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crazy world
By coolstoryteller on 10/14/2007
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why is the world such a violent place? is it that our forefathers were a violent people? why do we kill our bretheren? is it our forefathers fault or is it our responsibillity to teach the childr .....
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Smile
By neowurm on 10/07/2007
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Happiness is genius.
Ha ha I just said penis.

Now the laughter in your face
I will forever chase.

Because when you smile
it makes everything worth while.

It saves th .....
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Newly discovered but strange dinosaurs
By javajoe on 10/04/2007
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Getoutamywayasaurus:
tends to wander alone, screaming, butting against anything in its way.

Pullmyfinger stinkus maximus:
smart, with a finger on each front limb which when pulled e .....
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The Computer
By dmw on 01/04/2007
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The Computer

This computer was
given to me
My grands said,
"it will keep you company"

Living alone wasn't
quite that bad
My grands thought
"she must be so sad"
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8 years....
By javajoe on 09/21/2007
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A monkey, a horse and a republican walked into a bar for a drink. The horse ordered vodka. The republican said that it was weird to see a horse get drunk. The monkey said yeah that's true, mo .....
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during the 1980's
By javajoe on 09/11/2007
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1. If you couldn't walk because you were sick, then you limped to class.
2. during hurricanes, if the school bus flooded, kids had to get out and push
3. people sprayed on fake hair .....
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another year my dear
By donk92 on 06/06/2007
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Another year my dear


Another year’s gone bye my dear…..
i’m thicker around the middle!
My joints ache and my sight has dimmed
Now only my ten year old can competently use elec .....
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