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HAHA
By baylie on 05/21/2007
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haha says Prince William
as he jumps for the winners
of the England Parade
There has never been no doubt
about you
The great Racer of England
And say
What is your name
Ho .....
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I'd Tell You
By barbsdad2003 on 05/29/2007
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In the foreign lands I frequent,
I picked up a little secret.

I'd tell you what it is,
But I cannot--

Because, in truth and fact,
I remember naught.

© By barbsdad200 .....
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LAMENT FOR IMELDA
By Zyskandar A. Jaimot on 05/31/2007
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LAMENT FOR IMELDA

You never really said anything
About the Philippino people
Throughout your trial and travails
After all having to try on peds
Like some common hausfrau
Was .....
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when drunk:
By emcstyle on 06/14/2007
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Starkle starkle little twink
What the heck you are you think
I'm not under the affluence of incohol
Like some thinkle peep I am-
It's just the drunker I sit here,
The longer I get! .....
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The First Attempt
By marliew on 06/11/2007
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Pencil at ready
A blank sheet
Of white paper
Stares up at me
Seeming to say,
“Well...?”
Pop, fizzle,
A Diet Coke is opened.
Teeth on eraser-
Chewing, knawing-
And t .....
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it makes his tummy sore
By barbsdad2003 on 06/12/2007
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the chubby hippo eats much more ...
than his allotted share,
I candidly declare,

of fibrous roughage,
developing within a gross surplusage
that makes his lower tummy sore
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Beautiful Poem
By emcstyle on 06/12/2007
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There I sat-
Broken hearted.
I tried to shit,
But only farted.
Then one day,
I took a chance-
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants.


:)

© By emcstyle On 6/12/ .....
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Mr Hanky has landed
By javajoe on 06/21/2006
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It's strange, the things
that fascinate, debilitate, eviscerate
us while we are there
in the John. but you know....
there's always a
Mr Hanky the Christmas poo.

I think I .....
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My nner wisdom
By _WarWarIsStupid_ on 07/14/2007
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Hi!

© By _WarWarIsStupid_ On 7/14/2007 11:07:41 AM
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Yeah, Yeah, Yeah - A Silly Friday Thing
By Davidjroth2002 on 07/27/2007
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With apologies to John, Paul, George and of course, Ringo

Another week draws close,
It’s been a drag from dawn .....
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credit for you
By javajoe on 07/31/2007
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I got a credit card offer yesterday. It said this... "congratulations Joseph *****, upon review, we are offering you this wonderful credit opportunity!" They went in detail about their company .....
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HAROLD DARLING
By Spandavia on 07/02/2007
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My dearest I must leave today
It’s true what all the rumours say
But after 40 dreadful years
I don’t think they’ll be many tears

I do not go because you’re old
Or fat, just lik .....
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Wild Thing
By Foxfry on 06/24/2007
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WILD THING

On a mall bench the punk rocker sat down
With his rainbow spiked hair he looked like a clown
Beside him soon an old man did sit
He stared at the boy who didn’t like it .....
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return to hogwarts
By javajoe on 07/16/2007
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I was just reading the paper...
when a strange urge
came upon me.
It was magical...
ok not really.
I went to check out a noise.

Outside was a toad.
It said "ribbit, kiss .....
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GHOSTS
By Spandavia on 07/14/2007
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Some people don’t believe in ghosts
They think they’re made of mist
Seen only on occasions when
The viewer is quite …. inebriated

But I see them in the mornings
When I take m .....
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scary larry
By javajoe on 07/11/2007
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I knew a guy
who was mean.
really tough,
big and lean.

You may ask,"why is that"?
I will tell you...
he smelled and was fat.
And if he sat on you,
you'd be flat.
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Because Boys I'm Gay
By billierocks on 06/30/2007
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I Say What I mean,
And I mean What I say,
I Do Not Like Men,
Thats Right Boys,I'm GAY.

I Don't Want A threesome,
And .....
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Crazy Bitch???
By billierocks on 06/30/2007
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Crazy bitch you say, like I didn't know,
I told you before, you reap what you sow.
It's not that I'm crazy, I just don't give a shit.
You drove me to this point, and made me such a bitch .....
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Vinegar
By Spandavia on 05/26/2007
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Vinegar is sharp, she said
But served with chips and buttered bread
Can be considered quite a treat
And quite annuls the need for meat

Although it has an acid taste
It should n .....
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STOP THIEF
By UncomfortablyNumb on 04/25/2007
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I guess I should be glad
that you are so impressed
that you'd steal my work
cause yours is so undressed

It's really quite annoying
to continually prove
that I wrote it first .....
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