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from Lucy the cat
By javajoe on 06/27/2007
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yeowl (feed me dammit)
on hind legs (oh please please please)
purr... (yeah that was good)

panting (air conditioning...)
scratching (you ever vacuum?)
licking (must I bathe my .....
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Ode to Tubby Footdragger
By ChelseaLou on 05/29/2007
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O Must you move (or rather,
not really move) like you don't
mean to get to the place you
tell yourself you are going?

O, Tubby, you intend
like intention will get you
places .....
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Outhouse
By emcstyle on 06/13/2007
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It's only an outhouse
Out in my backyard
The seats are not cushioned,
You'll find them quite hard
40 paces away
Where I go every day
Just to sit there and while the hours away-< .....
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Tendentious Nonsense
By emcstyle on 06/22/2007
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Whether ‘tis a noble fable
I choose to countervail
And to perambulate its words
For they are of disheveled ail.
And if I were a Philomath
In crepuscular misnomer,
I’d ostracize .....
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God's Big Picture
By hawksusa on 06/15/2007
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Hey God look here
Hang on, I'm Busy
But people are starving
They need food

America needs me
Gay couples married
Women aborting
I'm going to teach them

Whip up the .....
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Out on the farm.. :)
By emcstyle on 06/15/2007
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Wildwood flower grew wild on the farm
And we never knew what it was called
Some said it was a flower and some said it was a weed..
I didn't give it much thought..
One day I was out th .....
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A Habit is Forever
By mrdoug on 05/26/2007
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A sunbeam from the morning light
squeaked through the window blind
Landing on my sleeping eyes
and nudging them real kind

The thoughts of hot brewed coffee
gently stirr .....
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Tiny Tim - The Tiny Barber
By mrdoug on 05/21/2007
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My Friend I got a story
It's a hooter let me say
Just had me an experience
"A really Bad Hair Day"

My handle in the old home town
was Beautiful Bob - "The Hair"
Flowing lock .....
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green lusty apple worms
By barbsdad2003 on 06/06/2007
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I have since long ago decried
insane resort to evil pesticide.

as to my back-quad fruiting trees
that thrive--and I do so! abide--
it seems I've come to terms
with Mothe .....
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Recipe
By Pilgrimage on 12/20/2005
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I try this recipe every year. It must be really good, because when I wake up the next afternoon there aren't any cookies left.

Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking so .....
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11 inch surprise
By javajoe on 05/28/2007
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I looked at her,
and she at me.
It was easy to see that
she was interested.

However...
something was wrong.
It was TOO BIG.
it was amazingly gigantic...

I found i .....
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things that make you go "hmm...."
By javajoe on 05/21/2007
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Amazingly pretty women that fall for badass guys with scars bigger than your finger.

Guys that roll over to be pet by same pretty women.

Super duper frappucino covered in whipped .....
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things are not so bad
By barbsdad2003 on 05/29/2007
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'twas soon before
the daylight fell
that I died and went to hell.

things are not too bad down here--
except for one odd thing,
it would appear:

after morning's breakfa .....
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mother of bugs
By javajoe on 05/02/2007
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I am typing happily
wanting nothing more
than coffee and toast
and I see you...

Wow did you
ride in here?
Did you bust in
unannounced?

I think you slid in
when .....
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My Love for You
By barbsdad2003 on 05/25/2007
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To the rocky ledge I crept;
'Twas only later that I leapt.

I died, in any event,
And then it was to hell I went.

My love for you I kept.
Did you get the mail I sent?

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nothing more certain
By barbsdad2003 on 05/25/2007
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in this world nothing
is more certain than
twisted facts is ...
and bourbon tax is.

I have, too, in mind ...
fruitless Bush wars
like Iraq's is
and bright vinyl plastics< .....
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Hank The Spider
By Spandavia on 05/21/2007
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I wrote a series of poems about Hank, who was a real spider, to cure my daughters of arachnophobia. It worked and they're not scared of spiders at all now - of course I'm still terrified of th .....
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Age shall not wither them
By Nick McGivney on 01/26/2007
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‘Aw Jesus!’ he cries.
The indignity of it all.
Rampant and curly and black.

They’re all that he needs
to redress his unease
but the bastards are all on his back


© By .....
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Gecko lashes out, lizards die, see news
By javajoe on 04/28/2007
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mates, I got to confess
I HATE selling insurance.
I'd rather eat a fly,
a horsefly,
wings and all.
I talk to convince people
how great my company
(which pays me lots)
is .....
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I hate poems
By glmsgurl on 04/23/2007
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I hate poems more than my dog,
they are dreadful just like my frog,
id rather be somewhere else than here on this rock

I'm starting to like poems now
yes i am wow
now i like p .....
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