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A Ghastly Fight
By barbsdad2003 on 04/28/2007
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Ancient Romans engaged
dark-blue grapes
in a ghastly fight,
its violence rightly
to be deplored.
Although in hindsight
it does appear
the grapes defended
themselves
wit .....
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My Turn at Bat
By barbsdad2003 on 04/28/2007
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Shortly after birth,
though shy on exhibition
and long on inhibition,
I queued up for routine circumcision.
When came my turn at bat,
the surgeon flashed her blade
as she braced .....
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Illusion
By barbsdad2003 on 04/27/2007
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There once was
A snake named
Illusion.
Her slipp'ry ways
Through grassy maze
Left me dizzy
And income
Fusion.

© By barbsdad2003 On 4/27/2007 11:10:29 AM
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Heart (a love poem)
By Marci on 11/21/2005
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My heart wants you
But I want my heart
So if you could give it back
That would be great
Because it is essential to my cardiovascular system
And because my liver is lonely
Thanks .....
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the prefixes are taking over
By mjreynolds on 08/24/2005
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We use prefixes that look good in their place,
like un in unwrap and em in embrace.
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Post Christmas Miracle
By Pete on 12/04/2006
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The turkey meat was at an end,
The ham had been devoured,
The stuffing now was history,
The trifle-cream had soured.

The mince-pie box was full of crumbs,
The tangerines were b .....
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Ode to my horse...(part 1)
By Cooper MacCormack on 12/08/2006
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Ode to my horse...(part 1)


First things first, it's about a horse.
Say's he dragged me from my burning tent, of course.
Wait...How do I know this is true, you ask.
He told me .....
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Tale of a Serial Farter
By javajoe on 01/17/2007
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He was in love
with food and
coffee and the
resultant production
of nights and days of
gas

Of course it wasn't
what he really
wanted, or needed
but it was
strang .....
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THE WHEELCHAIR SNIPER
By lovehandlesgalore on 04/13/2007
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ONCE UPON A TIME....
YES I'M SAYING THIS TO YOU LIKE I'M TUCKING YOU IN
AND I FRANKLY DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Once upon a time there was a wheelchair sniper
the whee .....
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Bloody Blue Bird
By Lost_Thundercat on 04/16/2007
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I once sat on top of a bench, to get out away from my wench. I picked up some rocks and threw them at ducks, who flew off away in the dusk.

I once sat on top of a rock. The view of the p .....
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WWE Go Home
By javajoe on 03/03/2007
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Oh ye of sloped forehead and pointy chin
Show us your mighty arms and massive shoulders.
As your eyes glare, hurl blunt instruments
of doom and destruction.

Oh, we long for braver .....
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Smoking
By gwizardstar on 01/09/2007
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SMOKING


I know it’s bad for me but I do it,
I was gonna stop last week but I blew it,
You see I went for a drink and I had to have one,
Yet I drill it into my children' .....
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Bologna
By Gary53 on 01/22/2007
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Bologna is good, of what is it made?
It must be good, it is Top Grade.
Oh, there is a label.
Over on the table.
I'll get it.
What!
Lips, heart and snout!
I fear whats gone do .....
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Runway (bohemian) Rhapsody
By javajoe on 01/13/2007
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Is this world on my side-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a double wide-
I hate my reality-
I opened up my eyes
And lost all my dignity-
I’m just a poor girl, I want no empathy- .....
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I AM SALUTE SOLIDER
By Thuder Kiss on 01/04/2007
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AT ANY GIVE TIME A MISUNDERSTANDING STANDS IN MY WAY
I HEAR THE TROUBLES BLUFFLY PLAY
GIVEN ME THE PROJECTION OF TITLE
MY LOYALTY SEEKS NO BOUNDS
i AM A SALUTE SOLIDER
ALL HAVE U .....
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The Blast
By javajoe on 01/11/2007
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I was sitting there
TV blaring during another
commercial about Ab Flex
Wonder Workout
Fix Your Body for a 20 dollars a month
machines...

That is when it occurred to me
t .....
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Hands Up
By jskilz on 01/09/2007
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Quick cash in a late night dash,
ATM fortunes turn into a midnight mistake.
A switchblade in her face turns the night cold.
It is followed up with words that berate.

Upon taking w .....
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inside jokes and new years fun
By Persephone Rose on 01/04/2007
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so we are going to call this,
this is why im getting a doctrite and youre doing a new yorker... ode to a dear friend of mine

we start the night at 6pm
somebodies got to wake up
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I wonder...
By javajoe on 06/01/2006
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why hair straightener works better than touching an exposed light socket.

why stopping at traffic lights is optional

why we pay 8 dollars for a movie and then why movie stars compla .....
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LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE...
By MUSEconnieHUES on 06/01/2006
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I HAVE CRIED FOR 5 NIGHTS
BECAUSE I'VE MISSED YOU SO
EVEN THOUGH YOU LEFT ME
QUITE SOME TIME AGO

I THOUGHT I MISSED YOUR KINDNESS
I THOUG .....
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