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Body's Diary of Sorts
By Ka-Tinuum on 01/11/2007
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My eye lashes at the cheeks
Where tear ducts the assault
All the while my eye brows the internet seeking knowledge
And there on my wall toe nail clippings hang with a few job opening .....
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It's just a tease / To make us look at these...
By Zyskandar A. Jaimot on 01/29/2007
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It's just a tease / To make us look at these...

Placed at the end of aisles
Which contain boxed smiles
Shoppers hunched over like chimpanzees
Pushing carts weighed down with canne .....
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I'm On A Diet
By hawksusa on 01/29/2007
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Oh body what have you done
I always fed you
Washed you
What is the meaning of this

You wanted fish and chips
You wanted pies
KFC McDonalds you got it
How could you do it .....
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Truck
By Pete on 01/12/2007
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“Trrrruck!” he shouted.
“Trrrruck!” he stated.
“Trrrruck!” he loudly
Articulated.


No Elvis Beatles or the Rolling Stones in 1977

© By Pete On 1/12/2007 3:17:43 PM
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I can bench press 300 pounds
By Steamboatbilly on 01/09/2007
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I waddle over to the bench
It's bolted to the ground
I sit down and my buttocks press
I weigh 300 pounds

The bench holds up just fine at first
But I know it's gonna lose < .....
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Alas!
By Pete on 01/12/2007
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Swift of limb and fair of face,
Poised and winsome, full of grace,
Confident and always witty,
Perfect-boned and awful pretty.
In tune with everything I said,
Gymnastically adroit .....
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Fowl Poem
By Steamboatbilly on 01/07/2007
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Feathers were flyin'
It was pecking my arm
I was trying to catch him
Out there on the farm

I just couldn't get him
He was too freaking fast
My left eye is blackened
My ar .....
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WE
By donk92 on 01/11/2007
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in the beginning it was all brand new
like the smell of a brand new car
a car WE’d jointly financed
in which WE would go far

WE’d holiday in Europe
Christmas on the beach
E .....
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Bosoms Bared
By Pete on 11/18/2006
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Bosoms bared beside the pool
Don’t invoke apoplexy.
They’re big and flabby as a rule
And anything but sexy.
They flop around like punctured balls,
Distract you when you’re swimmin’ .....
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The Holiday Wasp
By Pete on 11/18/2006
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As hibiscus plants and olive trees
Swayed lightly in the gentle breeze,
And children splashed about the pool
In valiant efforts to keep cool,
Out of the blue and cloudless sky,
A l .....
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within my world
By donk92 on 01/08/2007
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Within my world

In my head I’m faultless
Correct in every way
Within my world, I’m the king
Worshiped every day
Within my world there are no bills
No ills, no pain at all
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ON THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS...
By javajoe on 12/22/2006
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MY LOVER GAVE TO ME....

A cat with a bad attitude
2 flaming french fries
3 ferrets farting
4 mismatched towels
5 returned checks.....

6 lawyers leaping
7 pepperonis< .....
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Worry wart
By Unknown Member on 05/12/2005
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If I had nothing to worry about
I would be worried without a doubt
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The Life Of A Libertine.
By GerardK on 12/09/2006
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She’s moaning: (”She’s primed and ready. I’ll turn off the light.”)
She’s groaning: (“Off with her clothing and I’m in tonight!”)
She’s shrieking: (“Keep down the noise or the neighbors n .....
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You Can't Stay Mad or Mood Elevators
By Foxfry on 11/26/2006
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You can't read these and stay in a bad mood!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How .....
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A Christmas Story
By Pete on 12/08/2006
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Santa Claus had no idea
He’d left his list behind him,
Poor Rudolph had gone on the beer
And Santa couldn’t find him.

Then Santa crashed into a door,
And .....
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NOT A TREE POEM
By Chris Jarmick on 10/25/2006
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I am quite sure I shall not write
A lovely tree poem on this night.

It matters not how hard I try
On trees it seems my well runs dry.

I bear no grudge against the tree
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The Ambitious Frog
By Punkpony1 on 12/01/2006
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There was an ambitious frog,
Who used to sit in a bog,
Saw a fly,
Jumped toward the sky,
And now there is no ambitious frog.


© By Punkpony1 On 12/1/2006 7:51:53 PM
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The Mother-in-Law
By Foxfry on 11/26/2006
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Today I picked up my mother-in-law at the airport. She's getting a little up there. She's at the age where she doesn't remember things too well. So when I saw her I said, "Thanks for coming. .....
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Things to do on Thanksgiving day
By javajoe on 11/15/2006
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Give uncle Earl a chainsaw and point him toward the turkey

Make the guys watch home decorating shows

Arrange the cranberry slices to form a smiley face

Tie the cat's and dog' .....
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