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This is more than slightly mean,
By Pilgrimage on 05/08/2006
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and all of the politically correct,
and above all,
all the truly loving people
here,
should under no circumstances
read this.

For those of us
who don't give a hoot
and .....
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Dance monkeys, dance
By duchess on 04/28/2006
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"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." - Virgin .....
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Castration and Luigi's
By MikeC16958 on 04/27/2006
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A man goes into the doctor telling him he's been suffering with migraine headaches for about 10 months and it's been quite unbearable for him and if the doctor could help him he'd greatly appreci .....
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The Cuckoo Poem
By mjreynolds on 12/10/2005
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The cuckoo poet doesn’t write poems.
He gets others to write them for him.
He sidles up to unsuspecting poets and lays a thought in their mind,
saying something like:
“flatul .....
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Royalty, New Aged Style
By Evan on 03/15/2006
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First, let me say to any new age practitioners who have truly studied their art and, as such, claim themselves teachers, this is not directed at you. Second, it's meant to be a lighthearted jibe .....
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Add water... for St Patty
By javajoe on 03/17/2006
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I'm going to say that St Patricks day is.... condensed.

Just sit aroound, pretend for a day that you're really Irish.
Its' not like you can just expect green beer to show up at your .....
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Ode to my horse..... (haiku)
By Cooper MacCormack on 01/05/2006
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.....
Two things happen to you when you get old
Second is that you get confused and repeat yourself
And "B", sometimes you repeat yourself
And 3. is when you forget what's going on
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MONOLOGUE
By javajoe on 03/06/2006
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So I see you are bored. That 6 hour crazy as hell run over your neighbor at Walmart sale is not for another 8 hours. Sit here and pay attention.

Do you ever go to the grocer, and stand .....
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All 'Sales' Final
By poetskinny on 03/05/2006
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You can't put a price on love
but I used to try.
You can't get refunds on love
so I used to cry.


© By poetskinny On 3/5/2006 7:26 .....
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Arnold
By Pilgrimage on 02/09/2006
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Arnold

Arnold is a pig.
We all know pigs are smart
like dogs with little squiggly tails-
but dogs are known for heart.

And Arnold is a pig,
there’s no debate about i .....
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I Want Something Else
By taratuulikki on 01/04/2006
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I don’t want rules.
I’m bored.
And annoyed.
I want more.
To be anything.
To see everything.

To sleep in till forever.
Because I’m tired.
To wear sweats.
No shoes. .....
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Body Modification
By laurenmoe on 02/20/2006
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“It’s body modification,”
My brother explained.
“Sort of like getting braces,
except…permanent.”
“Riiiight,” I thought.
I was talking to the kid
that used to slide down .....
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Once
By MikeC16958 on 02/06/2006
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Once,
Robert Frost,
Jules Pfeiffer,
Mike Royko,
Larry David
and Donald Trump
all appeared to me
in the same dream

Each one had something
to tell me

"You've y .....
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New TV shows...
By javajoe on 11/24/2005
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Pimp MY Hide (people get gross tattoos all over)

Bar Search (soon to be famous drunks search for a 4 a.m. bar)

I Love Lucky (Follows the exploits of Guido (Lucky) Lugnuts)

Am .....
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Wife's Birthday(too funny)
By westcoastmama on 12/02/2005
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My sister in law sent this to me this morning. Boy, has she got a sense of humor. ;-)

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife
told him "Tomorrow ther .....
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paint colours
By mjreynolds on 05/20/2005
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Who names the colours on a paint brochure?
Can you make a colour more attractive
by calling it FANDANGLE?
I didn’t know fandangles are green
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Heaven, X rated
By javajoe on 01/17/2006
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Peter North dies..... and goes to heaven, to the gates.....
Saint Peter (no relation) is standing there, with his notebook. He asks why Peter North should be let into the gates of heaven.
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I want this and that
By loverstail on 01/14/2006
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I want a car but for what
and i want that car as well
but i only have $2000.
I want ice cream not that one
that one what is that one oh
i mean cookies and cream are
you satisfi .....
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Creative enterprise!
By Platypus on 01/01/2006
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Bundle it up
this worry
this old kit bag
says
smile smile smile
Be happy. Don’t worry.
The song says simply
“Raindrops are falling on my head”

But I wont let that get .....
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Santa's day off.
By javajoe on 12/21/2005
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Chris Kringle collapses, into the lawn chair
holding a pina colada and
a tight young blonde

Mrs Claus is annoyed
freaking out over tan lines,
while the reindeer shit on an elf< .....
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