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Fave Jack Handy
By kayakndan on 11/15/2005
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"If you drop your keys in lava, forget 'em man.....they're gone.


Been kinda dry around the bard. thought i would drop a line o .....
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whale of a joke
By maverick05 on 11/30/2005
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Do you know how to circumcise
a whale?
You have to have foreskin divers.

© By maverick05 On 11/30/2005 8:01:12 PM
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GHOSTS
By jmalone on 11/21/2005
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I don't believe in them!

© By jmalone On 11/21/2005 12:35:12 PM
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Read this in one of those funny fact books
By kayakndan on 11/13/2005
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The world's shortest poem is Strickland Gillilan's
"Lines on the Antiquity of Microbes"

Adam
Had 'em.




I thought that was a fucking hoot.

© By kayakndan On 1 .....
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Oh Give Me A Tome
By Pilgrimage on 10/27/2005
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Oh give me a tome
where the hobbits suck foam,
where the orcs cause the wizards dismay,
where a mummy’s interred
until rudely disturbed,
and zombies are plagued with de .....
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An ill wind
By javajoe on 10/19/2005
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What's that wafting oh do tell...
Is it danger
sent from hell?
Why does the dog hide his face?
And roll over
in disgrace?
If you smell an evil gas
does it mean
that it wil .....
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that's poetry for you...
By mjreynolds on 10/17/2005
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You have written your opus.
A masterpiece.
The one that will make everyone who was there
recall the night you read That Piece.
The one that makes Howl seem like a whimper,
The Rim .....
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Real Bling
By rockia on 09/08/2005
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So he says,
I went to the store.
In the middle of Old Quebec.
Before I entered I peaked in the door,
there it was just what I was looking for.
High on the shelf,
glittering down .....
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12-25-04
By kayakndan on 09/17/2005
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When the half a ham
is a stone in my belly
and the kids are wired
from sweeties full of jellies
then the wrapping paper
is tossed away
and new plastic instruments
begin to b .....
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Little John Dillinger
By javajoe on 08/11/2005
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Somewhere after 1st grade,
he was shoved headfirst
into a washing machine.
Left for dead he
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Macho Man
By kayakndan on 09/01/2005
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A cloudless Saturday night in October
after a day on a pristine lake
where the fish begged you for mercy.
You feel like a friggin' stud.
Hair trimmed by an old man's expert hands.
.....
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Please delete
By rockia on 08/08/2005
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This poem is by Julitta Staffedlt who is 5 years old

On Sunday we went to the river and we saw a crocidile
And then it bite of somebodys hand
And then we went for ice cream
And t .....
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sort of avenue of sort of honour
By mjreynolds on 05/11/2005
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There is an avenue of honour
in the tearoom.
But it’s not trees.
It’s chairs.
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