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MY FAVOURITE THINGS, NOT
By Biggus on 09/08/2010
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Black spot on roses and fingerless mittens
Green stinging nettles and flea ridden kittens
All creepy crawlies and insects with wings
These are a few of my un-favourite things

When .....
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Rainbow's Gold
By dersoninperson on 06/16/2011
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A rainbow chased away a storm
Splitting silver sky and cloud
And so, I searched its fragile form
For where its colors joined the ground

And there it was! A mile straight
The pl .....
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Opposite Day
By standrkm on 12/24/2011
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I woke today with a smiling face
brushed my teeth and loved the taste
was late for work but it felt good
my boss just laughed, he understood

then I went home on my lunch break
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think about it
By javajoe on 08/13/2011
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I thought I would make a T-shirt...and it would have writtne in big letters "I already gave". pointing to a rat''s rear end.

Always I am looking for the "convenience" in convenience fees .....
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SANTA’S LITTLE HELPER
By Biggus on 12/10/2009
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I’ve bought a special gift
For my Christmas honey
It’s a “Santa’s little helper” outfit
And it’s bloody horny
Its red velour with white fur trim
And matching lingerie
It’s figur .....
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CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 2
By Biggus on 12/15/2009
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It’s Christmas day in the workhouse
In a typical parish establishment
Full of the inebriated and the loose
She we should have a Christmas goose


© By Biggus On 12/15/2009 8:43: .....
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FEVERISH YET AGAIN
By Biggus on 12/17/2009
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That medical catastrophe
The flu pandemic
Is not as bad as expected
It’s not even an epidemic
A large number of reported cases
Turned out to be MAN flu
Which the W.H.O.
Has .....
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A Staggering Problem
By martinandrew9 on 06/21/2011
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The word stagger has become synonymous with drunkenness.
Lord help the gunshot victim, attacked in a college town.


© By martinandrew9 On 6/21/2011 7:44:44 PM
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Why I Love Butterfly Sandwiches
By zorro on 10/08/2011
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My favourite meal, it must be said,
Is butterfly in bits of bread,
But butterfly, without the fly,
Is only butter, so that is why !!

By zorro On 10/8/2011 6:37:21 AM
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Letters never sent
By albsure32 on 05/15/2011
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Dear Coupon Shopper,

At the front of the line
of course it would be when I''m pressed for time
normally I wouldn''t mind shopping a little smart
but you''ve got a coupon for every .....
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Another Fried Rube
By jubabeast on 10/19/2010
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I bought a jiffy bug-zapping machine
to zap flying critters all blue and green,
with ten thousand amps it sizzles them through,
they fall in fried heaps of .....
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The All Night, Half-wits, Masquerade Ball
By JdSchooley on 04/10/2009
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I ain't a gonna wait till late next Fall
I needs my fix by-gosh by-gol
there ain't no reason to delay
So snag yer hat down off the wall
And we-ll git stupid one n all n par-tay
At .....
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Tree Marriage
By dersoninperson on 04/26/2011
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When a he tree
And a she tree
Fall in love and start a family,
They don't call it a marriage--
They just call it a treety.


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What I Know
By dersoninperson on 03/18/2011
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There are a lot of things to know,
But I don’t know a lot
Some guys get smarter as they grow,
But I have what I got
Smart ones say I’m dumb or slow,
But I’ve one truth to tell:
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for anyone who needs a giggle
By lilyluna22 on 06/03/2011
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Ok this isn''t a poem, but I know as poets we tend to be on the serious, melancholy side sometimes and everyone can use a laugh. I do not know why I find the following so funny, but it made me g .....
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ABBREVIATED IRONY
By Biggus on 09/21/2010
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I have often thought it ironic
If not positively absurd
That the term, abbreviated
Is an eleven letter word


© By Biggus On 9/21/2010 7:45:48 AM
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Big Headed
By rayne on 05/07/2011
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Oh how you drive me bananas
Let me count the ways
In which you contradict me
And make my hair turn grey

You constantly correct me
You think you know it all
And I just bite .....
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Like Mother, Like Brother
By dersoninperson on 05/30/2011
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My mom asked for my fast food fries—
I resented, she replied, “I’m your mother.”

My mom made me clean the house (the inside)—
I protested, but she cried, “I’m your mother.”

So .....
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The Season of Giving
By dersoninperson on 12/13/2010
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Give clothing to the homeless
Give pennies to the poor
Give offerings to orphans
Give weapons to the war
Give help to who is hurting
And those with trials to tell
And if you sti .....
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MULTITASKING MAIDENS
By Biggus on 09/29/2010
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Women are supposedly very good at multitasking
Men are not, which allegedly is our biggest crime
But if women are truly capable of multitasking
Why can’t they have a headache and sex at .....
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