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MULTITASKING MAIDENS
By Biggus on 09/29/2010
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Women are supposedly very good at multitasking
Men are not, which allegedly is our biggest crime
But if women are truly capable of multitasking
Why can’t they have a headache and sex at .....
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Perfect Memories ( Or Not )
By raven-wings on 03/10/2011
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Confetti still hides in your clothes
The smell of flowers still hangs in the air
Fresh, new, exciting, alive
Reminding you of those unforgettable lines.

The ones that will bind yo .....
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The best thing about retirement.
By anniem on 04/23/2011
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What’s the best thing about retirement?

Is it walking to the mail box
Sipping a cup of fresh tea?

Or counting the days till you cruse
On an unexplored sea?

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her best frlend falth
By ggink on 01/17/2011
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Him being a no show wasn''t a surprise

Disappointed ? ..... NO!

She had faith on her side

Faith wasn''t a belief or that thing called
The truth

Confused?....... .....
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Don't Be A Pirate
By Thelittlestrings on 12/25/2010
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Burying things is a habit of dogs,
But you see they bury nice things,
Whereas we tend to bury our problems,
Rather than a treasured bone,
We bury skeletons.

And they tend to ha .....
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A Good Laugh was All I Needed
By Bodonn28 on 01/06/2011
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funny was stricken from my vocabulary
it needn''t show head nor tail
funny just became passé
it needn''t ask ''who''s there" again
funny as it was, that door never will be answered
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B A On The Highway
By Robert on 01/23/2011
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Rollin southbound on interstate 5
The radio signal as clear as the afternoon sky
My cruise control set and I am glad to be alive
When a car pulls up beside me the window rolls down
A .....
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Woman's Work (Limerick)
By chelseabriana26 on 12/22/2010
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They’re watching TV in their house
She jumps when she sees a fat mouse
She gets out her broom
Sends the mouse to its doom
Then comforts her terrified spouse.


© By chelseabr .....
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Two Gardeners?
By dersoninperson on 01/28/2011
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I had a vision,
I made a plan,
I got some kernels
and went on my land

I towed a shovel,
I took a spade,
I found a patch
where blooms could be made

I brought the wa .....
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Woolly thinking
By carolart on 01/20/2011
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Freshly cut grass
Increases my appetite
I must be floccinaucinihilipilificatious
And probably woolly, too

© By carolart On 1/20/2011 4:29:22 AM
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Winter Gave
By dersoninperson on 01/08/2011
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The Winter gave her colored leaves
and changing breeze to Autumn
The Winter gave her songs to Spring
and flowers from earth’s bottom
The Winter gave her days of warmth
and smiling .....
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Whiskey is a Fun Gun Full of Candy
By Bodonn28 on 12/10/2010
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I am full on whiskey so don’t sit next to me
Unless we’re going to get close.
I am a gun without gun control.
I am no fun when fully loaded.
I like candy and I don’t share the sugar
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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES
By Biggus on 10/19/2010
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# 155

Pat a cake, Pat a cake, Bakers man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Full of E numbers and artificial flavouring
Then microwave it until the oven pings

# 156

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THE TOM TOM BLUES
By Biggus on 10/19/2010
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I want to get a Tom Tom
Or any make of Satnav
But my lady wife won’t hear of it
Not all the time I have
Her to map read for me
And give me vague directions
Saying left instead o .....
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Organ Donating
By dersoninperson on 11/18/2010
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It seems that discussion turns to detonation
When someone considers doing organ donation
But of all the large issues, this one should be “nano”
For there shouldn’t be much harm giving so .....
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Immanuel Can't
By dersoninperson on 11/18/2010
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Many things in this world I do not know a lot,
But of this I assure you: Immanuel could not.

Of what he was unable, I don’t have a clue,
Perhaps it was all things that he coul .....
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The Trip (A Sonnet)
By B.Hard on 10/10/2010
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Riding the waves to a warm paradise.
No bewildering views bring company.
Though chilled heat waves enhance an idle spice.
This short journey has such bland scenery.
Here I travel and .....
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SENIOR WEEK
By Biggus on 09/29/2010
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Since I’ve been retired
Everyday is a fun day
My week now consists
Os six Saturdays and a Sunday


© By Biggus On 9/29/2010 8:32:51 AM
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A WING AND A PRAYER
By Biggus on 09/29/2010
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If the wings travel faster than the fuselage,
And you are in a helicopter, that’s ok
However if you are in any other aircraft
It’s probably a very good time to pray


© By Biggu .....
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it's
By barbsdad2003 on 07/08/2010
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==

it's

the guv'mint an' the biz'ness
that be in damn cahoots;

they pick me britches' pockets,
pawn me momma's lockets,

an' they got me all atremblin'
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