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A SWIFT EXIT 2010
By Biggus on 07/05/2010
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England left for the airport
On the wrong bus, apparently
For emblazoned on its side was
“Playing with pride and glory”

England’s bus was possibly stolen
You will recognise it .....
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Mermaid Murmur
By dersoninperson on 07/04/2010
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One morning fishing at the lake,
I caught a mermaid by mistake
And I believed that they were fake,
Until I saw her there.

Half a woman, half a fish,
She said something in gibbe .....
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Blind Date
By dersoninperson on 06/23/2010
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She said her hair was curly
She said her eyes were blue
She said her teeth were pearly
And she had a nice tattoo

She said she loves her job
She said she's fond of art
She sa .....
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Drunk at Max & Erma's
By kslaught on 07/02/2010
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Cant find the urinals

try the stall – female voices

Deep shit now!

© By kslaught On 7/2/2010 11:26:39 AM
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Who's Dragon Who?
By dersoninperson on 06/30/2010
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One morning I captured a dragon
And carried him home on a wagon
And while pulling the lot,
I considered the thought,
That in fact, it was I who was draggin'.



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THE BUDDHIST AT THE DENTIST
By Biggus on 04/27/2010
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The Buddhist monk
Following dental examination
Refused an injection
For his required dental extrication
Instead he chose to
Transcend dental medication


© By Biggus On 4/ .....
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WHIRLWIND ROMANCE
By Biggus on 06/16/2010
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A woman is like a hurricane
Whether your partner or your spouse
When she comes she’s hot and wet
When she leaves she takes half the house


© By Biggus On 6/16/2010 6:46:39 AM
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smoking
By JAMEIRE on 02/02/2010
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its like a big cloud of your life being blown out of your mouth. your life your dreams being taken a way with one inhail of the smoke you have in your mouth. the next day you wake up in a red clo .....
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BREATHE THROUGH IT
By Biggus on 06/09/2010
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A young woman had a panic attack
A side effect of British Railways
My wife and I went to her aid
But I struggled to avert my gaze
From her heaving chesticles
“Big breaths” my wife .....
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WORKPLACE WOES
By Biggus on 06/09/2010
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9 out of 10 women
At my company
Accused me of sexual harassment
And are suing me
And I’m being sued for discrimination
By plain Jane my 10th employee


© By Biggus On 6/9 .....
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On the Funny Farm
By me! on 05/25/2010
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In a russtic village,
filled with eccentric charm;
I go to make my living,
working on the Funny Farm.

Out in the sunshine,
every brigt day;
talking to the voices,
while I .....
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THE PRIAPIC YOUTH
By Biggus on 05/17/2010
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The priapic youth
Has a sexual obsession
He thinks about sex so much
He has a permanent erection

Even when it stands at ease
He will still have a semi on
And he will produce .....
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Wrap It Up - hip hop sick
By girlbrie on 09/14/2009
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Wiggity wack waxing poetic, purely ridic

Daaang,
We be as cool as cucumbers in a hotbed of hotness
Sticky-stickety-stuck with a vinegar wink in the grain
The roof, the roof, the r .....
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STAND FOR THE KING
By Biggus on 05/17/2010
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In Cumalot, Big King Dick
Really lived up to his name
In his kingdom he’d shagged
Every damsel and dame

Then one summer morning
With not a cloud in the skies
A terrible thin .....
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Once my little boy
By gaylecm on 05/10/2010
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The moment you entered this world, in August of nineteen eighty,
My life had new purpose, for that was the moment God had blessed me.
Since then you''ve been my whole world, a paren .....
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In a Rut
By Robert on 05/06/2010
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Stuck in a rut

Feel like "you know what"

No… not that!

Like a Rooster who lost his strut

Of course mine was more of a stumble

Like an engine that lost its rumb .....
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Impenetrable penitence
By mwhousemouse on 04/22/2010
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IMPENETRABLE PENITENCE


''Fortify badly need erectify'',

she exclaim, in a slump with a sigh.

My head fall, hear the news,

testically seize with blues.

Once .....
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FASHION VICTIMS
By Biggus on 04/27/2010
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There is a new fashion range
Launching in the spring
And if you are of certain bent
Then for you it’s just the thing

There will be corduroy trousers
With a very high waist
A .....
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Two Toe "TOEDOWN"
By mwhousemouse on 01/13/2010
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Two Toe "TOEDOWN"


turns two, to turn
in tune turn to toes, two
tunes, two tones, two turn,
two toes to turn
in tune, turn to
feet in feat
toe to tow,
toes to .....
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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES 121 to 147
By Biggus on 04/21/2010
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# 121

Mary had a little drink
And got pissed as a cricket
She was found in the woods
Showing the boys her thicket

# 122

Mary loved her little lamb
Every single d .....
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