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SCARED HALF TO DEATH
By Biggus on 04/21/2010
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Last week I got a fright
That scared me half to death
But that’s not the real trouble
What happens if next week
I get another terrible fright
Will that make it a deadly double?
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DOCTOR IN MOTION
By Biggus on 04/08/2010
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“Doctor I have chronic diarrhoea
And I think it’s hereditary”
“Nonsense man I can assure you
Diarrhoea is not hereditary,
And no matter how chronic it is
It’s not as bad as it seem .....
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HUNTIN’ SHOOTIN’ AND TIPPIN’
By Biggus on 04/08/2010
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There was a craze not long ago
A kind of country pursuit
A sport known as cow tipping
Perpetrated by callow youth

Now due to the recession
There is a new craze to report
A r .....
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A Hair Does
By dersoninperson on 04/06/2010
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A hair does what a hairdo,
It swings, it clings, and springs into view,
It can be quite a mess to simply suppress
and painful just to subdue

It sails to the spot of wherever wind .....
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Paul the Pastor
By Marui on 03/26/2010
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Fall came early for the Pastor
Actually it came a lot faster
He preached and he prayed
Each and every day
But suddenly had an ache in his gastor

"Gastor?" you say?
It''s a m .....
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Is this spring going to come? (revised).
By iverhyck on 03/21/2010
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March was peacefully sleeping when
A heated argument began.
Who argued? April was the 1st,
And the 2nd was May, of course.
Two gentlemen, April and May
Were discussing who was the .....
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21st CENTURY SAUCY NURSERY RHYMES
By Biggus on 02/16/2010
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21st CENTURY SAUCY NURSERY RHYMES # 001

Ride a cock horse to old Kings Cross
To find a lady of the night of course
With tattoos on their hips and a stud thru the nose
And a couple .....
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WHO KILLED THE PINBALL WIZARD?
By Biggus on 02/25/2010
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The Pinball wizard is dead
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Was shot dead by a stranger
It was such a senseless murder


© By Biggus On 2/25/2010 5:23:54 AM
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TO PROTECT AND SERVE
By Biggus on 03/04/2010
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A police officer was shot
Bravely in the line of duty
And he lay bleeding in the street
From a shot gun injury
There was a lot of blood
But the wound was traced
By the attending .....
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SUBTLE DIFFERENCE
By Biggus on 02/25/2010
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There is a subtle difference
Between “Put” and “Putt”
In meaning as well as spelling
I will attempt to elucidate
Their subtle difference
Clearly in the telling

“Put” means .....
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Ideal girl
By javajoe on 11/13/2007
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I was talking with a girl the other day, and we were working. She said that she would rather be "hunting" than working. I was thinking yesterday that this is what I want, a girl who can shoot, c .....
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A Tongue Tickler
By mwhousemouse on 02/16/2010
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A TONGUE TICKLER


glibly guzzling milk,
my greenly gleaming glass''s
greedy green glint gleams
to green the milk contain

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tinted gree .....
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Airing an Opposition
By mwhousemouse on 02/07/2010
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"AIRING AN OPPOSITION"


flatulence agrees with air
until clearly
clear and fresh
the air becomes unclear
we then consider
flatulence in air
an opposition error .....
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SIR LANCELOT A’BOILS
By Biggus on 02/03/2010
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Sir Lancelot A’Boils
On the battle field
Gave great service to his King
And never thought to yield

Sir Lancelot A’Boils
At the court of his King
Gave great service to his Qu .....
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Jail-Baited
By Monfish on 03/03/2008
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Berated, misstated and sometimes master-baited,
The girl that I dated
Was so overrated.
All her makeup un-faded,
As she macerated.

A cute little thing,
Her top over-inflated .....
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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 106 to 120
By Biggus on 02/12/2010
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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 106

Mary was a little tart
Who really put it about
Young men flocked to her
And none of them went without

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 107
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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 90 to 105
By Biggus on 02/09/2010
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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 90

The Sandman''s coming
In his train of cars
Think! Tiredness kills
Stop at the next services

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 91

What a .....
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ONE WHO CARES
By mwhousemouse on 11/19/2009
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a woman who seeks
the love of a man
who is nothing like the
people she cares for
is probably a nurse

© By mwhousemouse On 11/19/2009 10:59:51 AM
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The Morning Moan
By dersoninperson on 01/29/2010
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When I wake in the morning, I’m practically dead,
My hair is a mess, and so is my head:
Thoughts still leftover from the words people said,
When I wake, I’m practically dead.

When .....
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Sign Maker Dude
By wbb1950 on 01/31/2010
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Construction zone,
why a sign?
We see men working,
we''re driving by.

"No Drugs" the sign,
school yard found.
Thought drugs were
illegal,how profound.

Restaurant .....
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