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Do you grow salad?
By iverhyck on 05/24/2009
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Sometimes people who live in towns and cities don''t know where salad comes from.

- You’re a gardener, Peter, I know.
You’ve got a garden, what do you grow?
- Apples and pears, .....
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Last Night's Dishes
By Joyfulnoise on 07/25/2009
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Last Night''s Dishes

A sink full of dishes,
A sight to behold,
First thing in the morning,
While new day unfolds.
Why couldn’t we
Have washed them last night?
While the .....
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Rock solid
By jubabeast on 05/17/2009
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You say you have a wiggly tooth,
I say it isn't so.
That tooth is rock solid,
but your head wobbles as you go.

Your mama, she says to pull it,
I say "oh please stop!"
That p .....
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Tell that to the marines.
By iverhyck on 05/24/2009
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- Nelly! You haven’t left any mince pies.
- I haven’t taken, Mammy.
____________________- Who’s then?
_______________________________- Magpies!
- Please, tell that to the marines .....
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I’m alone at home! Part 3.
By iverhyck on 05/25/2009
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Your time’s up! I wanna lunch.
If you want, I’ll bring some punch.
Lunch, lunch, lunch. What have we got?
Ah! I think I’ll eat a lot.
Shut up, Polly! What a speech!
I wish parrots .....
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How To Start Your Kitty
By Arnot on 06/28/2009
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How to Start Your Kitty

To start your lawn mower,
Pull the cord.
To start your dive,
Get on the board.
To start your day,
Get out of bed.
To start your brain,
Scra .....
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mica the alien Teri and Freds bedtime friend
By mica1 on 06/28/2009
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It was time for bed
Mummy said
“Goodnight Teri
Goodnight Fred”.

First to the bathroom they did go
For to brush their teeth you must know
S .....
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Mica and Doogie
By mica1 on 06/28/2009
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This is a story, I hope you will like,
It won’t give you nightmares,
Nor give you a fright.
It all starts on a planet so far away,
Called Zeg-A-Zee-Boo-Boo,
That’s a hard word to .....
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Little Girl Ghost
By (*Made_of_Rain_and_Tears*) on 06/22/2009
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Little Girl Ghost
Little Girl Ghost
Why are you here
Why are you here
Have you came to play
With the Children here

Little Girl Ghost
Little Girl Ghost
Why are you her .....
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I Won't Go To School
By Arnot on 06/27/2009
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I Won’t Go To School

My nose is running.
My throat is red.
I think I’ll climb
Back into bed.
So...
Call the teachers,
Right away.
I won’t be going
To school today. .....
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little green monster
By broady on 06/22/2009
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little green monster who lives under my bed why do u scare me so, I try my best not to scream hurled up in a ball pretended its a dream.

U wait for my mum to switch off the light that wen .....
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Cats
By Arnot on 06/07/2009
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Cats

Black cats.
White cats.
Lurking in the night cats.
Furry cats.
Scurry cats.
Hiding in the house.
Kitty cats.
Pretty cats.
Prowling ‘round the city cats.
Mea .....
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A little spider climbed in my bed
By jubabeast on 06/08/2009
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A little spider climbed in my bed,
with lots of sheet to spare,
and 'though I'm tired and want to rest,
I am not about to share.

It's my bed, and I told her so,
In no uncertai .....
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Spelin's Ez
By Arnot on 06/07/2009
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Spelin’s Ez

I luv to spel
Kuz I am smrt.
Wurds like redy,luv and hart.
I aways get mi spelin rite
I studi it both dey and nite.
Mi Mom seys sumthin’s rong with mee.
She j .....
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Doggy Pals
By Arnot on 06/10/2009
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Doggy Pals
© Arn McCallum
Today I met a lot of dogs.
We growled and wagged and whined.
We sniffed each other’s rear ends.
We checked out each behind. .....
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Limerick 2.
By iverhyck on 04/09/2009
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There was a very courageous guy
That said he was not afraid to fly.
When passengers asked why,
“If we crash”, he replied,
“I’ll jump up”. What a courageous guy.


© By iverh .....
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A Monkey On The Front Porch
By Arnot on 06/06/2009
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A Monkey on the Front Porch

There’s a monkey on the front porch.
I don’t know what to do.
I’d really like to keep him
But he should be in the zoo.

I could take him to my be .....
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Don't ask
By jubabeast on 05/24/2009
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I know a man
who caught a snail.
And I know how,
he grabbed it's tail.

But, please, don't ask
me why he did,
If I told the truth,
I'd have .....
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the House Of Cats
By Mystic_Beauty on 06/07/2009
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The House of Cats is full of cats of every shape and size
The colours of the cats inside will fill you with surprise

There''s cats out on the stepping stones, when I come to say Hello
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¢¾Cookies and Milk¢¾
By BlackRoses on 06/14/2009
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Cookies and Milk
My favorite treat,
They taste so sweet
I love to eat
My favorite treat,
before i go to
bed¢¾

*~Black Roses~*

© By BlackRoses On 6/14/2009 4:23:37 PM
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