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Elephant Kiss
By MentalVoyage on 11/25/2007
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Mother, Mother! Listen to this, on my way home I got me a elephant kiss.
No,this is not a tall tale this time, I have proof I still have the elephant slime.
I know that you dont like me to .....
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HERCULES THE LONGLEAT DUNG BEETLE
By Spandavia on 11/10/2007
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Hercules, Hercules, poor little beetle
He simply won’t eat any dung
We’ve tried every flavour from hippo to rhino
He refuses to taste even one

The poor little fellow will only eat .....
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untitled
By bratz101 on 09/19/2007
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The sky is blue,
The grass is green
That girl over there is kinda mean,
She hit me yesterday,
And now she's gonna pay.

© By bratz101 On 9/19/2007 8:41:59 PM
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I REALLY WANT A BUFFALO
By Spandavia on 08/19/2007
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I really think a buffalo
Would be the perfect pet
I ask for one each birthday
But I haven’t got one yet

My father says they’re just too big
My mother says they smell
But has .....
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CHERRIES, BERRIES
By tanyarobyn on 10/04/2007
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Cherries, berries tasty fruit
Cherries, berries taste soooo good
Let me eat them if you would
Cherries, berries my best food
Grumbl tummy
Yummy good
Let's go and pick them
In .....
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Oodles of Noodles!
By kaiserchief06 on 02/01/2007
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The bubbles erupted from underneath,
The signal that it was time,
I ripped the box open with my teeth,
It tasted like a dime! (eew!)

I poured the cascade into the pot,
They stu .....
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HOOT!!
By Freya13friday on 02/10/2007
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I see an owl with mysterious eyes,
Magic dust's of it's wings as it flies
Claws to catch it's juicy prey,
Hunting at night resting through the day
Light colours of brown,eyes of dark .....
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Boy vs Broccoli
By EyemMichelle on 09/30/2007
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WHACK! I'm ready to collapse
"MOM, my broccoli just attacked",
"Dear, don't give me any of that"

"It's true! It's true!"
I repeat 'till I'm blue
It winks at me, as if on cue.
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hello
By liuyz07 on 10/03/2007
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hello,
me children!
good,
my children!!

© By liuyz07 On 10/3/2007 11:06:08 PM
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And Baby Chick said to Momma Chick
By mrdoug on 10/14/2007
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And Baby Chick said to Momma Chick

Hey Mom - I'm really hungry
Can you serve a meal to me
Nothing fancy thank you
not costly - something free .....
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mirror monster
By cantlivewithouthim on 10/01/2007
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I woke up and looked out the window
You'll never believe what I saw!
A horrible, gross, ugly monster!
With drool oozing down his left jaw

His creepy eyes staring right at me...
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Spiders and Crickets
By mmesservey on 09/24/2007
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Spiders and crickets
And beetles and bees
I wish I had a
Collection of these

They crawl up your leg
Or fly through the air
Don't walk through its web
It'll get in your ha .....
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Worms
By Toobi-heart on 08/15/2007
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I eat worms
They're a slimy delight
They are gooey and chewy
They are non-fat and light
I eat worms
They're filled with wormy pleasure
If i found a bag of worms
I'd call it a .....
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Fruit Salad Special
By thewritetouch on 09/22/2007
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Momma calls me “Peaches”
‘Cause my face is round and pink.
And I’m the “ apple” of his eye,
That’s what my poppa thinks.

Grandma says I’m special,
So she gave me her name-Anna. .....
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True Love
By thewritetouch on 09/22/2007
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Flitter bug, Glitter bug,
Lighting up the Night--
Firefly, I know why you
Wander, in delight.

Glimmer bug, Shimmer bug,
With luminescent glow,
You’re looking for the one yo .....
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Relatives
By thewritetouch on 09/22/2007
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I stepped in something gushy,
As I strolled across our walk.
It came from Uncle Louie,
Stuff he chews-he’s such a dork!

Some folks might think it’s bubble-gum
But they would be .....
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Tweedle-Dee
By thewritetouch on 09/22/2007
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Tweedle-dee, tweedle-dee,
Little birdie in the tree,
Sing your special song for me,
Tweedle-dee, tweedle-dee!

Tweedle-die, tweedle-die,
Little birdie in the sky,
How I l .....
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Chips, Oh, Boy!
By thewritetouch on 06/06/2007
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Chips, Oh, Boy!
by
J. L. Patton


Choc’late chip cookies?
My favorite sweet-treat!
Big ones and small ones,
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the princess
By kmahmood on 09/13/2007
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the princess was fat
but lost some weight
she lived with rats
and it wasnt great

she thought she was cool
and knew everything at school
but she was very small
almost the .....
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My bleeding heart
By severehurt on 08/24/2007
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There's a taunting of my brain
A nervous, fluctuating pain

This horrid reputation
Calls for some alleviation

The infractions of my heart
By now they're tasting pretty tart< .....
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