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GRACE FROM SOPHIE AND LAURA
By Spandavia on 06/26/2007
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Dear God,

We thank you for our food
And for our daily bread
For giving us full tummies
When we climb into our bed

Please don’t let Mum serve greens tonight
Though health .....
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Tofu and Cookies
By sleepytomato on 01/27/2007
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Sitting with my best friend
I suddenly realize that my tummy is calling to me
Begging for a bite of a rich and chocolatey cookie
Fresh out of the oven
All crisp and warm

I go i .....
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Half a Giraffe
By javajoe on 08/01/2007
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We went to the zoo,
don't laugh....
I saw a sign
"half off giraffe".

Who would pay for this?
I thought it so funny.
Half off a giraffe...
How much money?

So we l .....
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The Lurgie
By tretombas on 06/30/2007
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Beware the dreaded Lurgie
She comes with damp and dread
She lurks in unused biscuit tins
And likes to ache your head

Now Lurgie is a playful thing
She tries to upset Mum
The .....
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Half
By docmaverick on 07/17/2007
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Completing half the needed schooling
or doing only half the work,
paying only half of the total
of the bill, to the sales clerk.

Using only half a map
with which to travel by,< .....
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Elementary Abcedarian
By carlpalmer on 10/11/2006
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A bee seedy
if gee
Age eye jake hay
elm minnow pea
Cue arrest
tea hue fee
.....
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pork chop
By javajoe on 07/23/2007
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My friend had a dog,
that could hop on one leg
I saw it do that,
when it would beg.

We called the dog Pork Chop
because that's what it ate.
We fed it pork early,
we fed .....
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The Earth Was Once Invaded
By derb on 07/16/2007
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by Derby Hampton

The Earth was once invaded,
by Martians colored red.
Their planet was too dusty,
they wanted ours instead.

They built a sleek new spaceship
for t .....
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A Gnome Named Norman
By derb on 07/16/2007
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by Derby Hampton

A gnome named Norman had no skills,
he could not make a thing.
He could not craft a wizard wand,
nor forge a magic ring.

The King of Gnomes sent Norm away< .....
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One Warm and Sunny Day
By mrdoug on 06/10/2007
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I didn't know just what to do
one warm and sunny day
So I looked around for Mommy
to see what she would say

She said - "I have the answer
call a friend or maybe two
ask th .....
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Classroom Torment
By derb on 07/16/2007
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Reviews: 1
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by Derby Hampton

Too long I have been sitting,
my bottom is asleep.
My hand has cramped from writing,
I may soon start to weep.

I’m gasping as I breathe in,
the a .....
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Butterfly
By emcstyle on 06/29/2007
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Pretty Butterfly
Fluttering so gracefully
Lands upon my nose

© By emcstyle On 6/29/2007 3:07:57 PM
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Objectional Material
By Jon von Nottingham on 07/06/2007
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Please report any crass, inappropriate, or objectional material to me: moontowncafe@verizon.net

I will have it removed at once.

Please take a moment to nominate MoonTownCafe.com for .....
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Tina Tabatha McTate
By emcstyle on 06/29/2007
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Tina Tabatha McTate
Liked to stay up very late!
She’d pretend to go to sleep,
And wouldn’t even make a peep..
When Mommy went to bed, she’d smile-
Slide off her bed onto the tile,< .....
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The Golden feet
By Spandavia on 06/25/2007
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I met a cheat who said his feet
Were made of solid gold
He’d sell them for one single pound
And being very old
A buyer should but wait awhile
And soon the time would come
To be .....
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World's Best Pet (Version Two)
By derb on 06/30/2007
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The World's Best Pet
by
Derby Hampton

The world’s best pet is called a snert.
I own one, I should know.  
A snert is most remarkable,
I'll tell you why it's so.
 
Unl .....
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Take Away
By Spandavia on 05/21/2007
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Reviews: 8
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OK, who wants
A take away ?

Ten spring rolls
Said the giant panda
While the lion debated
A chicken pasanda
Lamb vindaloo
Said the Bengal Tiger
I’ll have one too
Sai .....
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Baby Brother
By emcstyle on 06/25/2007
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My mommy is the bestest mom
She has blonde, curly hair
And when she smiles, I feel better,
Even when I’m scared!
Something’s different about her now,
Her tummy’s like a balloon!
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Fred's Bed
By michelle2baker on 06/10/2007
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"Why are you sleeping on the floor?"
I asked my son this morning.
"I thought it'd be fun to sleep in
Fred's bed",
he said as he was yawning.
Fredrick said "lets do it",
he said .....
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Train(currently untitled)
By dumdededum on 04/22/2007
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Clicky Clack
Clicky Clack
Down the track
Down the track
Hurry Hurry
Can't be late
Hurry Hurry
No time to wait
Blow my whistle
Loud and clear
Warning everyone
who .....
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