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The Chuckling Bard \

your day

your day
By javajoe on 08/03/2015
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Woke up. Burned the coffee
Ate box of kashi golean crunch.
Crashed the cat with lawnmower.
Cat had a white stripe?
Tomato sauce bath
Drove to work.
Car window stuck. Bad gas.
10 minutes late. Nervous at meeting.
Tripped over the tripod
Project story board on floor
Bend over to retrieve.
Golean gas from hell.
Go to your desk. Cry.
Out of coffee.
Lunch... Stale donuts
Diabetic shock. Pass out til 2 pm.
Break. Kill the toilet
Boss walked in and cussed.
Walking to Secretary, a toilet paper trail from your butt.
You fix it. 4 pm almost done. 4:30 you are on probation. Something. About gross behavior. 5 pm turn in project. Its good so you have a job still. Boss smiles. On elevator you remove t.p.from shoes. Wow...car starts. Pay toll with loose change. Piss off drivers behind you.
Good Lord you're home. Feed cat. Dinner and reruns of bonanza.

Sleep like a comatose zombie.
Then cat sharts. On you. Again. Zzzzzzz

Just another day.

? By javajoe On 8/3/2015 11:06:45 PM
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