Woke up. Burned the coffee Ate box of kashi golean crunch. Crashed the cat with lawnmower. Cat had a white stripe? Tomato sauce bath Drove to work. Car window stuck. Bad gas. 10 minutes late. Nervous at meeting. Tripped over the tripod Project story board on floor Bend over to retrieve. Golean gas from hell. Go to your desk. Cry. Out of coffee. Lunch... Stale donuts Diabetic shock. Pass out til 2 pm. Break. Kill the toilet Boss walked in and cussed. Walking to Secretary, a toilet paper trail from your butt. You fix it. 4 pm almost done. 4:30 you are on probation. Something. About gross behavior. 5 pm turn in project. Its good so you have a job still. Boss smiles. On elevator you remove t.p.from shoes. Wow...car starts. Pay toll with loose change. Piss off drivers behind you. Good Lord you're home. Feed cat. Dinner and reruns of bonanza.
Sleep like a comatose zombie. Then cat sharts. On you. Again. Zzzzzzz