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The Chuckling Bard \

crap we need

crap we need
By javajoe on 04/11/2016
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We need a (maybe) button on All store registers. As in "maybe I want it, if you give it to me for the right price".
Or "maybe I will get it if I can get rid of 10 dollars in loose change".
Or "maybe I will...if I can, but I dunno...I'm a pig and I have WAY too much in this ginormous cart....".

Also I'm thinking we need rubber car bumpers. Even on the side of the vehicle. That way...hey if they're in your way... WTF?... Just nudge it ever so faintly...and keep rolling. YOU are important. That all you can eat Chinese buffet CANNOT wait.

Kevlar and carbon fiber jeans. With stretch parts for your..."parts".
And a big zipper. How many times are we gonna break our jeans after chunking out at McDonalds?

A religious studies class structured like a presidential debate. "no...I said...YOU are wrong. I am right...and your wife is ugly. And you're not qualified to give an opinion. Kiss my Torah".

We could use more wildlife... Not "wild life". So give the squirrels a break. Look before you flatten. Because one day...I'm hoping deer learn to use pistols and cows shall rule the planet...I need to drink less coffee...

? By javajoe On 4/11/2016 11:04:59 AM
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