I left scool not being able to read or write But I sure quickly learned how to fight I'd go home with a black eye nearly every night.
I never learned to spell Teacher said I was the worst in the class to smel.
English was jibberish to me I couldn't even count A.B.C The girls would chase me around the playground all day After I crept into the changing rooms And took their clothes away.
School dinners yuck! Would end up in the bin I soon grew very tall and very thin.
I often got the cane But put several school books in my pants To prevent the pain.
Kisses from the teachers oin all my books something I mistook as being fancied And would lead tosome hanky panky.
My school blazer didn't fit Down to my knees Mom said I'd grow into it But I still haven't at thirty three and a bit.
I once played a tree in a schiol play And had to stand still most the day School was such a bore I'd often drift off in some fantasy upon a tropical shore But I was soon brough back to reality When the teacher would throw a ruler at me.
I knew girls were different But I wasn't sure why Until bossoms and bums grew and caught my eye.
Girls girls I couldn't get enough It must have been a hundred times I fell in love.
I recall the school trips And on the bus we'd behave like lunatics Peope would run and hide Whenever they saw us pass by.
Armed with with pea shooter kung fu stars and catapults Always ready for a full assult.
In woodwork I always hit my thumb And went home crying to my mum.
Games on the sports feild was fun i'd hide with my binoculars and watch the girls play hockey and run.
In science I made a bomb Went to class the next day And the classroom was gone.
Once I put frog spawn in a teachers bag Suddenly he had a hundred baby frogs he never had.
I was always in trouble it wasn't fare It was never me I just hapoened to be there
Time for home hurrah school bell Quick run like hell.