By Mragb2u on 08/28/2007
Would someone please dial 911?
There's a crime to report, but they used no gun
I was caught off guard, to my own surprise
By a thief in the night, wearing no disguise
How can this be, in this day and time?
I'm a bit confused but I'll be fine
I never dreamed this world of mine
Would be plagued by such a heinous crime
I looked around to get a count
And inventoried what amount
Of my things are missing and what I've found
While thoroughly searching all around
Was that although my stuff seemed out of place
Not much was missing from my space
But I'll double check it just in case
Re-inventory..."There's my vase!"
Seems what they took you cannot see
No sofa, bed, or DVD
Then suddenly it comes to me
That thief was slick I must agree
I must admit, that thief is smart
Breaking in my place was just the start
I admire the skills, it's almost art
While my defenses were down, she stole my heart
Armed with only a smile and pretty eyes
I'll appear in court and testify
To speak the truth and shall not lie
You know you can't deny!
So I offer a deal for this crime you've committed
All you have to do is just say that you did it
This crime was poetic I now can admit it
So just tell the whole truth, and you'll soon be acquitted
The deals on the table, so how do you plea?
You have no other choice, than admit you're guilty
In this court I am waiting so patiently
They will lock her away and then toss out the key
Through teary eyes she says that she…
Will accept my terms and marry me.